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  1. 15th September 2007, 21:35 #1
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    Blah Barbie

    I'm sure THIS one ain't a repost...

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean,sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

    The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, and one of Ken's friends."

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  2. 15th September 2007, 21:37 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    I'm sure THIS one ain't a repost...
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    dude thats cause you just made it up!
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  4. 15th September 2007, 22:58 #4
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    hehe awesome!!!
    Need to get married first, and with the rich guy!
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  6. 15th September 2007, 23:19 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xile View Post
    hehe awesome!!!
    Need to get married first, and with the rich guy!
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    Oh darn it... ....how about Disco Barbie

    ROFL !
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  7. 16th September 2007, 07:57 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Oh darn it... ....how about Disco Barbie
    Are you rich? Oh and how nice looking is your friend?
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    LOL thats about right too Nice one
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    Hahaha good old barbie has everything!!
    I'm gonna make it so PC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xile View Post
    Are you rich? Oh and how nice looking is your friend?
    You know the answer to both those questions already!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    You know the answer to both those questions already!
    Which friend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    I'm sure THIS one ain't a repost...

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean,sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".

    The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, and one of Ken's friends."

    where as divorced ken doll comes free with a happy meal with a little cardboard box and a shopping trolley....
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    where as divorced ken doll comes free with a happy meal with a little cardboard box and a shopping trolley....
    i believe he also has child support payments!




    can i have motor cross barbie extreme?!
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
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