Roger 019er...have a safe and uneventful flight, clear air all the way to Japan you are cleared for take off.
Tower talking to Japanese Airyne Pirate....
NEDWN VIII
Roger 019er...have a safe and uneventful flight, clear air all the way to Japan you are cleared for take off.
Tower talking to Japanese Airyne Pirate....
Wherever I may roam
Harhar bloody har!Originally Posted by Hitcher
Rum time you say?
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Mad nagging bitch!
I be now known as "Rough Sailing Antonia" or....Puffy Shirt Sandy, but that will only be fittin' if'n I wear the pink cami that Col-the Viking-Pop stretched for me on Saturday noight.
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Come warm yourself by the fire
Neva ird of yaarrrrr!!!!!
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Team Mango
AARRRRRR!!
Pirate Roger the Staggering Drunk ... seems rather apt!!
Avast ... there be only one true talk like a pirate day .... and i'll be flying the flag!!
Hardcore Biker
There be only one 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ ...but then again, there could be more! So shivver ye Timbers ye Scallywag, if ye don't Go On Account and Parley right, we be feeding ye a Salmagundi before Flooging ye wi' a Belayin' Pin and making ye Walk the Plank!!
And all that from Cap'n Carl Yellowbeard....or Gurglin' Jim Barbossa (Bein' a two faced Bilge Rat and all).
How a man wins shows much of his character....How he loses shows all of it!!"
Knute Rockne
Deus ex ukulele
Oi be Bad-Rum Seamus. And I be sharpening me cutlass and whittling me peg leg in readiness for the grog. And the lash! Arr harrrrr! Smartly now lass!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Team Mango
And since when did the lass give ye the lash my hearty?? .. surely it be ye giving her the lash and making her walk the plank?
I be thinking ye cutlass needs more than just a sharpen? .. arrrr!!
Melicious
I hope ye shut your bung hole lose ye horn pipe and lay off the grog by tomorrow laddie or you will be walking the plank!!
Lady Pirates Pick up line:
That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
" It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me."
Deus ex ukulele
Harr Harr! Oi been drinkin' me own urine for two weeks now in readiness for tomorrow. A good lashin' will jigger me rumptules nicely!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Born to be mild
What a load of arrrrse.
Grow older but never grow up
Team Mango
By the eyes of Davy Jones!, that be more information than any man needs!
Hardcore Biker
Today be the day my lovelies, Let's start wi' a wee shanty ayy. Sing an' pull 'ard to get them sails set an' anchors way'd.
To the mast nail our flag it is dark as the grave,
Or the death which it bears while it sweeps o'er the wave;
Let our deck clear for action, our guns be prepared;
Be the boarding-axe sharpened, the scimetar bared:
Set the canisters ready, and then bring to me,
For the last of my duties, the powder-room key.
It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear;
If the sea be denied us, we sweep through the air.
Unshared have we left our last victory's prey;
It is mine to divide it, and yours to obey:
There are shawls that might suit a sultana's white neck,
And pearls that are fair as the arms they will deck.
There are flasks which, unseal them, the air will disclose
Diametta's fair summers, the home of the rose.
I claim not a portion: I ask but as mine
'Tis to drink to our victory - one cup of red wine.
Some fight, 'tis for riches - some fight, 'tis for fame:
The first I despise, and the last is a name.
I fight, 'tis for vengeance! I love to see flow,
At the stroke of my sabre, the life of my foe.
I strike for the memory of long-vanished years;
I only shed blood where another shed tears,
I come, as the lightning comes red from above,
O'er the race that I loathe, to the battle I love.
How a man wins shows much of his character....How he loses shows all of it!!"
Knute Rockne
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil be done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike
The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and
Cookey’s throat was marked belike It
Had been gripped by fingers ten and
There they lay all good dead men like
Break o’ day in a boozing ken__
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of a whole ship’s list
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The skipper lay with his nob in gore where the
Scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four and
here he lay and the soggy skies
Dripped all day in up-staring eyes at
Murk sunset and at foul sur-prise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Ten of the crew had the murder mark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
‘Twas a cutlass swipe or and ounce of lead or a
Yawning hole in a battered head
and the scuppers glut with a yawning red and
There they lay aye damn my eyes
All lookouts clapped on par - a - dise all
Souls bound just con – tra – ri - wise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of ‘em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Every man Jack could ha’ sailed with old Pew
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold with a
Ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot with stuff un told As
They lay there that had took the plum
With a sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Fifteen men of a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight with
Twice ten turns of a hausers bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight with a
Yo heave ho and fare you well
And a sullen plunge in a sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Forum whore
Have answered the phone once today with a pirate-type saying/voice. Guy on the other end didn't even notice! Pretty sure I don't always sound like that...
Arrrrrr......
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