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    How to be a man

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    Here is a list of 25 things a man allegedly has to be able to do to be considered manly:

    1. Patch a radiator hose
    2. Protect your computer
    3. Rescue a boater who as capsized
    4. Frame a wall
    5. Retouch digital photos
    6. Back up a trailer
    7. Build a campfire
    8. Fix a dead outlet
    9. Navigate with a map and compass
    10. Use a torque wrench
    11. Sharpen a knife
    12. Perform CPR
    13. Fillet a fish
    14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
    15. Get a car unstuck
    16. Back up data
    17. Paint a room
    18. Mix concrete
    19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
    20. Change oil and filter
    21. Hook up an HDTV
    22. Bleed brakes
    23. Paddle a canoe
    24. Fix a bike flat
    25. Extend your wireless network

    Discuss, or add your own.
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    Ive done about 15 of those. Still waiting on my opportunity to rescue a boater

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    16 for me, I still have a lot of work to do in regards to carpentry and mechanics - but technology and car sliding I'm pretty experienced with :].

    EDIT: Should change this to a multi-choice poll. So we can see what the "In-demand" attributes are
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    20 for me.

    Map and compass is an issue.

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    I have never rescued a boater,,,,,I dont have a wireless modem so have not set up a wireless network...and I dont believe in killing poor little animals, so have not had anything to do with guns....
    but all the rest are good ticks....I think the list is a bit shortsighted for example...
    ???Change a nappy???...Any modern man (with kids) should be able to do that.
    ???Cook on the BBQ???...Essential for a kiwi bloke..

    And there are bound to be others but I am too bloody tired to think.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    20 for me.

    Map and compass is an issue.
    youwould get lost evan with a gps dd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    8. Fix a dead outlet
    So how dead is the outlet? Has rigor mortis set in or is it still warm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romeo View Post
    Should change this to a multi-choice poll. So we can see what the "In-demand" attributes are
    Great idea. But I can't have 25 options, can I??
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    Glad I'm not a man

    Sounds too much like hard work
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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    Glad I'm not a man

    Sounds too much like hard work
    I could put a female one up if you want.

    Bake a cake
    Iron a shirt.....

    (P/T before I get flamed)
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    nothing about getting hard and pleasing girls/women?????

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    Done all but the last one, even did 2 at once, rescued 2 guys in a boat and had to give 1 CPR. How do you extend a wireless network? and then all done.

    And Klingon, it sure is a hard life being a man.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    I cant fillet a fish, the rest I've covered.
    I think doing dumb shit should be in there.

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    I guess that makes me only 94% man and I suppose should be marked down a bit for having moobs.

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    The list is from 'Popular Mechanics'.

    How not to be a man:
    Compile lists like a woman's magazine.

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