Run! It's the White Collar Criminals!

[idleidolidyll]

National and Labour - the best (ha fucking ha) politicians that money can buy.

As for NZ First, you don't even need money to buy them - give Winston a high-ranking job and his Amazing Muppets will do whatever you tell him to tell them.

As for the Greens, unfortunately we can't even sell them for scientific experimentation.

So long as our gummint is made up of those four mongrels in collusion, we're screwed.

Oldrider's sig says it all: "Democracy New Zealand style: Hold mock elections every three years, to assist in reorganising the ruling dictatorship! "

At least we're not as bought and sold as Yanks. It just might be that Bush has never actually been elected (first time the Court gave him the job, 2nd time the extremely dodgy electronic vote system owned and run by his mates gave it to him)

Frankly I prefer the current system to the old winner takes all dictatorship.

[Finn]

New Zealand has a very low rate of white collar crime. The only significant case people seem to be able to remember are my idols.. Mike and David.

How about Government crime such as over taxing? 13 billion of our money sitting there waiting to be traded for votes.

[Wolf]

Frankly I prefer the current system to the old winner takes all dictatorship.

Especially since, on things that really matter, National and Labour have precisely the same policies - so it didn't realy matter who you voted for anyway.

[Wolf]

The only significant case people seem to be able to remember are my idols.. Mike and David.

And yours hasn't hit the headlines, yet.

[Finn]

And yours hasn't hit the headlines, yet.

Believe it or not, I have integrity when it comes to business. Doesn't seem to pay though, not in this environment where everybody want to screw everybody.

[Wolf]

Believe it or not, I have integrity when it comes to business. Doesn't seem to pay though, not in this environment where everybody want to screw everybody.

Was taking the piss, dude. Tongue was firmly in cheek. Nothing I've ever heard about you has ever suggested that you were unscrupulous.

[The Pastor]

its on the interer nets so it must be true!

[Lias]

its on the interer nets so it must be true!

My name is dodgy gollywog from Nigera #1 bank and I am being needing your assitance with a matter of the gravest urgency!

[The Pastor]

quick dodgy gollywog needs some help! what ever do you need help with?

[Lias]

Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: Mr Renegade Master esq

Dear Sir,

Confidential Business Proposal

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers — for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Dodg E Gollywog

[Wolf]

Lias: English far too good for a 419. D-