View Poll Results: List your long term sexual position (yeah, bad pun).

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  • Lesbian/Gay etc

    12 8.16%

  • Straight

    69 46.94%

  • I've looked between my legs and have discovered I'm a bloke.

    66 44.90%
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  1. 5th October 2007, 17:55 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    20% for being curious I reckon...........
    Reckon - you hope!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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  2. 5th October 2007, 17:59 #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Reckon - you hope!!
    Always hope
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  3. 5th October 2007, 18:40 #63
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    If the Gay o Meter says I'm 33% gay does that mean.....

    That I wan't to sleep with 33% of the same sex?

    Or that I'm gay 33% of the time?

    Or that I like 66% pie and 33% sausage?
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  4. 5th October 2007, 18:42 #64
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    that test was a hoot. 46% gay! ba ha i pondered...(for a milli-second) on the orgasm question..
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    HDTboy is 30% gay

    Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.


    I'm sure if it were put to a vote, the result would be different
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
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  6. 5th October 2007, 19:44 #66
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    "klingon is 40% gay!

    "You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!"

    Rubbish. I ride a black motorbike for goodness sake!
    There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
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    Shit... a common result.

    Simon is 56% Gay! Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man!

    You know, those of us who have been here a while will remember this thread has been around before and inevitably led to Zed creating the Religious Ravings thread.

    You might want to check that one out. See you in a couple of days.
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  8. 5th October 2007, 20:34 #68
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    16%...

    perhaps I need to spend sometime with Jrandom? or perhaps start trimming body hair? get a prince Albert!?

    hmmm... on second thoughts 16% is just fine!
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  9. 5th October 2007, 21:52 #69
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    100% lesbian - wahooo

    Trapped in a mans body though

    I guess that's why life is full of ups and downs
    We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
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  10. 5th October 2007, 22:23 #70
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    53% gay...I'm a well adjusted hetero female...shit, how boring...
    Exploring pastures anew...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keystone19 View Post
    53% gay...I'm a well adjusted hetero female...shit, how boring...
    That's cause you did the female test by mistake.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    That's cause you did the female test by mistake.
    oooohhhh....harsh! Just coz my balls are bigger than yours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
    HDTboy is 30% gay
    Cripes. Does that make the Honda I bought of you any gayer?

    I couldn't answer the poll as it doesn't have "lesbian trapped in a man's body" as a response.
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.
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    The Orgasim question threw it...

    Saying "thanks Dad, for insisting I change the oil in my own car" I'm only 43% gay....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    my reasoning for this guideline is hopefully it will eliminate the rather ambiguous "bi-sexual"
    I'm 100% bi, I don't understand how you can eliminate it? lol
    You're saying I can either be a "lesbian" or "straight"?...
    I'm definately neither even though I'm in a long term 5yr relationship engaged to another chick. That means if we were lesbians we couldn't bring home any sausages Haha.

    We are both "bi" not lesbians nor straight Can't really say we are in a "lesbian relationship" because our sexual orientation involves guys :S
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