funny ha ha...Originally Posted by The Stranger
...more like 30 seconds before I can release the barking dogs.. see the video camera footage.. leg it to the garage with a rather large branding iron.....and kick some scummy arse...
The original Disco
funny ha ha...
...more like 30 seconds before I can release the barking dogs.. see the video camera footage.. leg it to the garage with a rather large branding iron.....
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Last of a dying breed
I see you are not mentioning the alarm triggered teargas or tazer. But I suppose they find out about them anyhow.funny ha ha...
...more like 30 seconds before I can release the barking dogs.. see the video camera footage.. leg it to the garage with a rather large branding iron.....
is not a trout
My solution: Always park the Volty next to a much more desirable bike (they're surprisingly easy to find!) The thieves only have time to steal one bike before someone notices. Which one are they going to take?
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
Hardcore Cruiser Biker..OK!
always the one thats EASIEST, they are basically lazy buggers..
Hardcore Biker
or 1 second with a good pair of bolt cutters
Has it ever bothered you that Therapist is The Rapist if you break the word in two? It bothers me, especially when they suggest hypnosis.
Rather be riding
I painted my bike pink. I got robbed,,,,,,,,,,,,,they took everything but my bike. Im quite offended! So paint your bike pink
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Last of a dying breed
I assume everything you own is now pink?? ;-)I painted my bike pink. I got robbed,,,,,,,,,,,,,they took everything but my bike. Im quite offended! So paint your bike pink
Rather be riding
yup and im dying myself pink with little success, but dont think theyll steal me
Im offended over that too.
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Last of a dying breed
Ahh...soo close. But nah, as a gentleman I will not go there. lolyup and im dying myself pink with little success, but dont think theyll steal me
Im offended over that too.
Rather be riding
Well I am OFFENDED lol
Not to worry I am female so what ever you say would offend me. If I was stolen, Id be offended. If not id be offended. If you answered youd prob offend me....but you did offend me. Must sux being a man......but atleast you know where ya stand with ya bike aye. Thats why she must be protected. After all shes never offended.
hope your bike sleeps alright
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Last of a dying breed
Nope.
Being a man does not suxs. It is quite cool actually. You should try it sometime. ;-)
And I have long ago gotten over the offending others part. Whatever goes on inside other ppls heads has nothing to do with me. But I have noticed that some flowers, chocolate, a bottle of wine and a smile can make my offending to be forgotten temporarily. But being the type I am it tends to become expensive.
A pink bike..hmmm. Brave!
Rather be riding
Hmmm dont think i could be a man if i tried...dont got the stuff
As for your 2nd subject
wanna get married and have children and get a nanny so we can ride forever?
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Last of a dying breed
Answer: Yes, but we can skip the having kids part and spend all time riding. I have planned ahead and have already covered that part. :-)
But we better keep this thread on topic so it does not end up in PD. Would be a shame.
I have always considered customizing and doing a nice custom paint job a good way to keep the scum away. Home made bits and a bike that is very individual is tricky to sell. Engraved motor will be hard to flick off, or try to sell a set of 120 spoke s/s wheels on TM w/o getting found out!
Just faidin away!
Hey, why don't you two get together and try things out, I have to go to bed now and I was getting involved with your interaction!
Good luck and stay in the pink, it seems to be working!Good night. Cheers John.
Rather be riding
ok good glad thats settled. i dont need kids anyway...I enjoy sleeping.
As for the bike I like the gps idea that way you can find em, also the silent alarm that notifys you that way you can get a baseball bat. Im not violent however feel when it comes to certain things violence is due.I admit I would have great pleasure in finding someone who stole my bike. On that note Im going to court tomorrow to see who one of the people they caught that stole my stuff.
Annesa Naywood from Dargiville P Head and pro.
I just wanna see what she looks like
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