Kiwi Women all Nympho Slappers

[scumdog]

I think it's a pretty important note to make. So many guys treat women like shit (slapper etc) but they've got no problems skanking around town without their wedding rings on or telling women that they're single....

Bloody true.

And how come women are a 'rootbag' for putting it about but a guy doing the same thing is called a 'stud' by other guys - what with THAT??

[tri boy]

I object!!!!!!!!

Doesn't matter, the world knows the truth now.
Lift your heads in pride Kiwi Women.
In the age old art of "Rooting", you are top of heap.
Dirty old Russian Men will travel to our shores to do what other nations men have done in their nation.

Hubbahubbahubba .......Hahhhhhhh ssnnnnzzzzzz

[Grahameeboy]

And 96% pain in the arse.

But you only have one hole Finn..............

[Flatcap]

Bloody true.

And how come women are a 'rootbag' for putting it about but a guy doing the same thing is called a 'stud' by other guys - what with THAT??

Simply because the guy has to do the convincing / wooing / seducing

[007XX]

That I don't understand irony or... ?

Oh sorry mate, I guess my comment would be clear if you'd met me...

can someone please tell him what I'm like?

[Finn]

But you only have one hole Finn..............

Yes and it has a non-return valve in it too.

[007XX]

Simply because the guy has to do the convincing / wooing / seducing

Whhaaaaaa? Not in NZ they don't...the chicks do, hence the fact they get more action! Now, I'm not saying there aren't exceptions to the rule, but they're pretty rare...

And no, I haven't been everywhere in NZ and spoken to everyone, but a lot of guys I have spoken to prefer to hug their pint than to talk to a girl for fear of rejection, and to chicks who would rather be having fun between themselves than to be accosted by a more than half drunk guy who's finally got enough dutch courage in him to speak to her, but slurs his words and smell badly of booze...

[Finn]

Interesting observation my friend! Apparently it is OK for the boys, but OMG girls cant possibly have the same feelings.....LOL

Yeeeeep. I'm sitting here playing my Strat, smoking a cigar with the occassional sip of fine Cognac, dog at my heels thinking... ain't life grand.

It gets better too. A girl is picking me up at 7 to take me out somewhere tonight and I'll start to get ready at around 6:55. It's a mans world for sure.

[007XX]

Yeeeeep. I'm sitting here playing my Strat, smoking a cigar with the occassional sip of fine Cognac, dog at my heels thinking... ain't life grand.

It gets better too. A girl is picking me up at 7 to take me out somewhere tonight and I'll start to get ready at around 6:55. It's a mans world for sure.

*ahem..cough* Don't forget that 6 dozen condom box you mentioned to Joni in another thread, will ya?

I mean, with that unusual but suave way you have about you, you're bound to get lucky, right?

[kelleyb]

Whhaaaaaa? Not in NZ they don't...the chicks do, hence the fact they get more action! Now, I'm not saying there aren't exceptions to the rule, but they're pretty rare...

And no, I haven't been everywhere in NZ and spoken to everyone, but a lot of guys I have spoken to prefer to hug their pint than to talk to a girl for fear of rejection, and to chicks who would rather be having fun between themselves than to be accosted by a more than half drunk guy who's finally got enough dutch courage in him to speak to her, but slurs his words and smell badly of booze...

So, uh... Hey, how you doin'?

[Mikkel]

Oh sorry mate, I guess my comment would be clear if you'd met me...

can someone please tell him what I'm like?

Oh I forgot for a second - you're a woman right? Think I've met you before!

Hmmm - apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't get irony

[Finn]

I mean, with that unusual but suave way you have about you, you're bound to get lucky, right?

Come on, this is our second date. Nailed that one last night.

[Mikkel]

Yeeeeep. I'm sitting here playing my Strat, smoking a cigar with the occassional sip of fine Cognac, dog at my heels thinking... ain't life grand.

It gets better too. A girl is picking me up at 7 to take me out somewhere tonight and I'll start to get ready at around 6:55. It's a mans world for sure.

Are you a strat man? Absolutely awesome - rock on!
Cognac check - smoking no

But why the rush? 6:58 should be plenty of time.

[007XX]

So, uh... Hey, how you doin'?

that's it! But maybe you want to try that with someone who's single and face to face, you know? Just an idea...

Oh I forgot for a second - you're a woman right? Think I've met you before!

Hmmm - apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't get irony

Irony can be a strange parody of reality...
But your comment would have been dead on: I strongly believe that a woman should be decent enough to present to your mom, but naughty enough in bed to keep a man happy at home.

Nuff said...as you were!

Come on, this is our second date. Nailed that one last night.

Oh ok, fair enough...you stud you!

[BuFfY]

I object!!!!!!!!

Doesn't matter, the world knows the truth now.
Lift your heads in pride Kiwi Women.
In the age old art of "Rooting", you are top of heap.
Dirty old Russian Men will travel to our shores to do what other nations men have done in their nation.

Hubbahubbahubba .......Hahhhhhhh ssnnnnzzzzzz

well if they are worth it... then suuuure!!