Kiwi Women all Nympho Slappers

**007XX** · 15th October 2007, 10:20

Originally Posted by Mom

Impossible to describe....but fabulous with it??????

I tried, ok

Luf ya too lots mate!!!

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Now that's something I've still got in store I'm afraid...

Good and make sure you pick up the prescribed double entendre on the way out as well

"You hungry? Fancy a sausage?" - Jokes aside, e.g.: "I really think you're a magnificient woman - wanna go out for dinner sometime? We can even split the bill if you insist on being "sort-of" modernistic... Dessert at my place!"

Well, that proves my point that you always have to expl,ain jokes to a woman

Sorry if I was being a smartass after all - I blame it on the wine!

...."Must spread the goodness around, blah, blah...

**007XX** · 15th October 2007, 10:23

Originally Posted by Stickchick

Dude!!!!! If you look back at previous posts....I did say I had standards

Oh very nice!!! Couldn't have said it better myself...

**Coldrider** · 15th October 2007, 10:26

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Nuffing wrong with women knowing what they want when it comes to the typical penis and alcohol driven Kiwi guy I say....

Yep,...... beauty fades, but dumb is forever......

**The Stranger:Me** · 15th October 2007, 10:29

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh very nice!!! Couldn't have said it better myself...

I find this rather surprising

**007XX** · 15th October 2007, 10:31

Originally Posted by The Stranger

I find this rather surprising

I don't ...

**Usarka** · 15th October 2007, 10:31

Originally Posted by 007XX

:
...."Must spread the goodness around, blah, blah...

you've been learning the ways of the locals...

**scumdog** · 15th October 2007, 10:32

Originally Posted by Finn

. I pointed out that we have the same car, the only difference being that I didn't suck cock to get mine.

Ya missed a bargain there sonny!

She'd be laughing all the way to the bank eh!

**Usarka** · 15th October 2007, 10:34

the sperm bank?

**Stickchick** · 15th October 2007, 10:40

Originally Posted by Finn

Exactly. There was this bitch driving around my neighbourhood in the same model Porsche as mine. A real noter, the mistress of a property developer. She pulled up beside me after I cut her off for driving like a moron and gave me an earful. I pointed out that we have the same car, the only difference being that I didn't suck cock to get mine.

What is it with you guys? Do you feel the need to justify your foreign floozies or something?

**Finn** · 15th October 2007, 10:44

Originally Posted by scumdog

Ya missed a bargain there sonny!

She'd be laughing all the way to the bank eh!

I just couldn't do it Scummy. Even a few glasses of Cognac and a cigar wouldn't get rid of the taste.

I probably kiss a few arses if I had to but that's my limit.

**The Stranger:Me** · 15th October 2007, 10:45

Originally Posted by 007XX

I don't ...

007XX and humility - sorry, it doesn't work.

**Usarka** · 15th October 2007, 10:46

Originally Posted by Stickchick

What is it with you guys? Do you feel the need to justify your foreign floozies or something?

not me i've got my very own fat kiwi slapper.

**scumdog** · 15th October 2007, 10:46

Originally Posted by Finn

I just couldn't do it Scummy. Even a few glasses of Cognac and a cigar wouldn't get rid of the taste.

I probably kiss a few arses if I had to but that's my limit.

You worry me - how do you know about 'the taste'??????

**007XX** · 15th October 2007, 11:07

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

... or more like "Yes dear" if there's a band of gold anywhere to be seen...

That's very sad! Call me an idealist if you wish, but to me, marriage is about being equals...

WTF is that about being pussy wipped, or about a woman being a servant???

I can't comprehend people satisfying themselves with such unfulfilling relationships...I'd rather be alone!