Kiwi Women all Nympho Slappers

**Goblin** · 15th October 2007, 22:02

Originally Posted by Wolf

Located on this page about Celtic women.

I loved this bit... €"a whole band of foreigners will be unable to cope with one [Gaul] in a fight, if he calls in his wife, stronger than he by far and with flashing eyes; least of all when she swells her neck and gnashes her teeth, and poising her huge white arms, begins to rain blows mingled with kicks, like shots discharged by the twisted cords of a catapultâ€."

**trump-lady** · 15th October 2007, 22:27

Im sticking to an earlier point that the reason for these high numbers is.......

Our young females are having sex for the wrong reasons, acceptance, peer presure, belonging, keeping a man (why we have so many teen pregnancies grrrrrrrr. Men trapped by woman by getting up the duff.... another topic that annoys the shit outa me)and the biggest one "what they think is love".

As a woman gets older her reasons change. She likes it, shes not scared to say how she likes it and shes doing it for her own reasons not every other bastards.

Also please note that on this site the females input will be strong and perhaps not the average typical response. We ride with men and in a male dominated sport so we have HAD to learn to be approachable and be able to interact. (its non avoidable) I for example was extremely shy, nervous and Im told intimidating ( dunno why ) however being the only female riding in groups of 30 men I have learnt how not to be a bitch and not to get nervous and take the first steps in conversation...... its hard for me to remember the woman I used to be. It has helped me ALOT in the dating world and in general socially. So in saying that, most of the women on this site will be very comfortable I would think about their sexuality among other things including posting their opinion. How ever ladies Im not sure if we are a true representation of most New Zealand females.

I have alot of friends and I am always saying "your such a bitch, why would u do that to that man" I certainly wouldnt like to be a man trying to talk to some of my friends. New Zealand women do complain about men but a man will only take so many hits before he decides its safer to not try. Unfortunately the worst women are the attractive ones which men will always seek. Its not easy being a man and this is something that has taken me 30 years to understand. So as far as assholes slappers etc I think it goes both ways here in NZ. As with everything theres always bad apples, but if you like apples keep trying till you find one you like!

Use condoms

Rant over for at least 10 pages

**Ocean1** · 15th October 2007, 22:29

Originally Posted by Wolf

Promiscuity and the acceptance/rejection thereof has traditionally been a cultural thing as evidenced by this recorded interchange between ancient Celtic and Roman cultures:

Located on this page about Celtic women.

And we all know whose "morals"* were forced upon Europe.

Hint of the north in yer past dude? Vae victis, they stood in Rome once, perhaps it's time for another wee visit eh?

**Grahameeboy** · 16th October 2007, 06:10

Originally Posted by Toaster

I think I was 96% bad.... you and I should go do some 100% badness on the town bwahahahaha!!

Me good Christian..............well 96% of the time........I make the 4% last longer.....less is more and all that.

**Coyote** · 16th October 2007, 06:32

Originally Posted by trump-lady

Im sticking to an earlier point that the reason for these high numbers is.......

Our young females are having sex for the wrong reasons, acceptance, peer presure, belonging, keeping a man (why we have so many teen pregnancies grrrrrrrr. Men trapped by woman by getting up the duff.... another topic that annoys the shit outa me)and the biggest one "what they think is love".

Hell, I lost my virginity trying to keep a girl

It's generally kids that start drinking that eventually find themselves waking up next to someone. Once that's happened you tend to think "well I've done it now, no stopping me next time I have the chance". This is overly simplified, but it tends to work for the majority of teenagers. The earlier you start drinking, chances are the earlier this happens. And 'love' doesn't mean anything at our age, cause it's either ignored and you go off being promiscuous or those that use the word don't really understand it yet e.g. it's used by girls trying to be cute or guys trying to hang onto the girl. I dare not say the L word in a relationship for a good few years yet.

**007XX** · 16th October 2007, 07:56

Originally Posted by maha man

Bugger! ya beat me to it, i was about to say the very same thing...

Originally Posted by Wolf

You were going to call me your "Dear"?

Can I watch?

**Wolf** · 16th October 2007, 10:11

Originally Posted by 007XX

Can I watch?

Pervert!

**Wolf** · 16th October 2007, 10:25

Originally Posted by Goblin

I loved this bit... €"a whole band of foreigners will be unable to cope with one [Gaul] in a fight, if he calls in his wife, stronger than he by far and with flashing eyes; least of all when she swells her neck and gnashes her teeth, and poising her huge white arms, begins to rain blows mingled with kicks, like shots discharged by the twisted cords of a catapultâ€."

Yep, one of my favourite quotes.

Originally Posted by Ocean1

Hint of the north in yer past dude? Vae victis, they stood in Rome once, perhaps it's time for another wee visit eh?

Ae. Ko Ngati Keltoi ahau. Ko Dumnonii toku iwi.

Celtic mutt through and through (Cornish, Irish, Welsh, Scots mongrel).

Bloody Brennius needs his arse kicked. He conquered Rome and held it to ransom then let the buggers live to make a comeback and conquer Europe - I guess he wasn't much good at foretelling the future.

But we digress, revenons a nos moutons - or "slappers"

**Toaster** · 16th October 2007, 10:27

Originally Posted by 007XX

Perhaps, but how many times have you heard a woman complain that her other half is not "putting out" enough?

then compare with how many times you hear a man say that...

A few times... and have never heard a guy say that. Tend not to go there in conversation.

**007XX** · 16th October 2007, 10:29

Originally Posted by Wolf

Pervert!

hehe..unashamedly so...

C'mon, I gotta get my kicks whenever and however I can!

**007XX** · 16th October 2007, 10:40

Originally Posted by Toaster

A few times... and have never heard a guy say that. Tend not to go there in conversation.

Really? I thought you boys would meet every week around a cup of tea and some bickies to lament about us bitchin' females and tell each other all about your "feelings"...

**Wolf** · 16th October 2007, 10:42

Originally Posted by 007XX

Really? I thought you boys would meet every week around a cup of tea and some bickies to lament about us bitchin' females and tell each other all about your "feelings"...

Fuck off. Last time we did that some bastard stole my copy of Cosmo

**jrandom** · 16th October 2007, 10:49

Originally Posted by 007XX

Really? I thought you boys would meet every week around a cup of tea and some bickies to lament about us bitchin' females and tell each other all about your "feelings"...

Some of us do.

I, personally, savour the bitter tang of human nature to its fullest, and enjoy the analysis thereof with like-minded individuals, be they male or female.

Originally Posted by The Toastinator

A few times... and have never heard a guy say that. Tend not to go there in conversation.

Do think that maybe 'going there in conversation' triggers homophobia for some guys?

I've certainly had friends talk to me on the subject.