Top ten sex tips for men

**Ocean1** · 24th October 2007, 16:44

Originally Posted by BMW

Nice- always put the women first! I do!

A time for everything, and everthing in it's place.

**mstriumph** · 25th October 2007, 00:35

Originally Posted by scumdog

Sadly in a lot of cases they DIDN'T know!!

STILL managed to procreat an populate the planet though??

**mstriumph** · 25th October 2007, 00:40

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

You mean X Rated DVDs?

sheesh - WHY aren't i suprised?? NO fella - i meant 'instinct' 'empathy' 'nobility of spirit' ........ heck who am i talking to here? yeah, SURE MDU - x-rated DVD's

sheesh!!!

sometimes i wonder WHY i bother ...........

**sidecar bob** · 25th October 2007, 06:17

Look, 123 posts & nobody has asked where the thread is explaning to women what men want. We do actually need pleasing too & there are a fair percentage of women that could use the advice.
I note that several people have an interesting view on doggy style, i wasnt aware of any issues with this position being "the position of choice of the fucked up" i wonder if we could for a moment, turn this thread to what peoples opinion are on anal & rim jobs.

**Mikkel** · 25th October 2007, 09:24

Give or receive?

Anyway, I think partly the reason we don't see too many "How to please your man" chain mails, spam, etc. is that the percentage of men who are afraid to ask for what they want is smaller than for women. Besides, most men have very low standards...

**007XX** · 25th October 2007, 10:46

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Look, 123 posts & nobody has asked where the thread is explaning to women what men want. We do actually need pleasing too & there are a fair percentage of women that could use the advice.
I note that several people have an interesting view on doggy style, i wasnt aware of any issues with this position being "the position of choice of the fucked up" i wonder if we could for a moment, turn this thread to what peoples opinion are on anal & rim jobs.

That's a very good point I reckon

...I for one would be curious to see the results! Given of course that a few serious (or should I say genuine) answers were given...

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Give or receive?

Anyway, I think partly the reason we don't see too many "How to please your man" chain mails, spam, etc. is that the percentage of men who are afraid to ask for what they want is smaller than for women. Besides, most men have very low standards...

Maybe simply because orgasm is easier for men to reach? Just wondering...

But also, because they'd be afraid of not being taken seriously, listened to or thought of as wimps if they were to express "needs"?

**Mikkel** · 25th October 2007, 11:10

Originally Posted by 007XX

Maybe simply because orgasm is easier for men to reach? Just wondering...

Yup it's easy - we don't even need help unless we want it...

But also, because they'd be afraid of not being taken seriously, listened to or thought of as wimps if they were to express "needs"?

Nah, that's not it. Probably more along the wimp lines if we can't reach out and take it

Jokes aside - I can't help but feel that some of what I desire from my partner is lost if I have to ask for it... yes, yes I know women can't read our minds (all the time) just like we can't read yours and you could argue that it's a silly opinion. However, for me a lot of the pleasure derives from impulsiveness and variation and I'd be damned if I, in the middle of it all, am going to say hey could you lick my ass... no no a bit more to the left thank you... (I'm sure you get the point).

**jrandom** · 25th October 2007, 11:14

Originally Posted by Mikkel

I can't help but feel that some of what I desire from my partner is lost if I have to ask for it... yes, yes I know women can't read our minds (all the time) just like we can't read yours and you could argue that it's a silly opinion. However, for me a lot of the pleasure derives from impulsiveness and variation and I'd be damned if I, in the middle of it all, am going to say hey could you lick my ass... no no a bit more to the left thank you... (I'm sure you get the point).

Well put, sir. I agree wholeheartedly. Having to actually request specific activities once you're in the flow really puts a damper on things. Makes you feel like a selfish prick and makes the other party feel stupid.

Top tip, girls: if you're wondering whether you should do something, the answer is always 'yes'.

**Mikkel** · 25th October 2007, 11:21

Originally Posted by jrandom

Top tip, girls: if you're wondering whether you should do something, the answer is always 'yes'.

Indeed, unlike 99% of all women (statistics never lie) men have learned to say NO!

Besides all men are narrowminded and any attempt to expand our horizons is a noble effort. Worst thing that can happen is that he might loose his erection and then you have a very good case for a round of guilttrip driven oral...

**sidecar bob** · 25th October 2007, 11:22

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Give or receive?

Anyway, I think partly the reason we don't see too many "How to please your man" chain mails, spam, etc. is that the percentage of men who are afraid to ask for what they want is smaller than for women. Besides, most men have very low standards...

Some guys have low standards because they have invaribly been with a partner that is a lazy shag & cant be assed with anyones pleasure but her own, (as per post #1) So the guy goes on thinking that 5 minutes in the missonary being told exactly how he must perform, should he want such favours, every second Wednesday night is good sex.
Once you have had an enthusiastic & un inhibited partner that makes sure that sex is fun, regular & pleasurable for both parties you will never settle for mediocre sex again.

**007XX** · 25th October 2007, 11:22

Originally Posted by Mikkel

Jokes aside - I can't help but feel that some of what I desire from my partner is lost if I have to ask for it... yes, yes I know women can't read our minds (all the time) just like we can't read yours and you could argue that it's a silly opinion. However, for me a lot of the pleasure derives from impulsiveness and variation and I'd be damned if I, in the middle of it all, am going to say hey could you lick my ass... no no a bit more to the left thank you... (I'm sure you get the point).

Couldn't agree more, I think the same...It's a bit of a connendrum isn't it? And no, I don't think it's silly at all...

Predictability and having to constantly guide the hand that caresses, the mouth that kisses or... kind of ruins the effect for sure.
I guess this is where a strong chemistry is essential, and also a partner who's able to not only understand what makes you tick and also watch for your telltale body language and take that cue on board.

**Mikkel** · 25th October 2007, 11:44

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Some guys have low standards because they have invaribly been with a partner that is a lazy shag & cant be assed with anyones pleasure but her own, (as per post #1) So the guy goes on thinking that 5 minutes in the missonary being told exactly how he must perform, should he want such favours, every second Wednesday night is good sex.
Once you have had an enthusiastic & un inhibited partner that makes sure that sex is fun, regular & pleasurable for both parties you will never settle for mediocre sex again.

No! It's pussy FFS!

Some of the girls who aren't good sports between the sheets may just be uncomfortable with the whole sex thing - and there could be many different reasons for it (also others than abuse). That might get better with age and experience - I hope.
I've never been with anyone where I had even a hint of "can not be assed"edness. And I certainly wouldn't have put up with it for even 2 secs.
One of my old girlfriends was rather uncomfortable about herself and her body (for no reason, she was a pretty girl) and she suffered a eating disorder or sorts... let's just say that sex wasn't inspiring(especially coming from my HOT blooded ex). It did get better slowly although she never got comfortable with cunnilingus. Still I stuck with her for 3 years and actually don't regret it for a second, we enjoyed other great times together since she was a wonderful person. However, when it did end I was quite conscious about what I'd look for in my next partner...

Anyway, long story short - not all sexually docile women are necessarily lazy hags! And no, just because you've had a more active partner doesn't mean you won't settle for less.