How to get chicks with bikes?

**imdying** · 26th October 2007, 15:33

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

so i shouldnt ask them to bend over my tank then?

You should definitely try that

Lets face it... if she is enough of a slut to root you cause simply because you've got a bike, then that approach is probably all you need

**Sidewinder** · 26th October 2007, 15:35

Originally Posted by imdying

You should definitely try that

Lets face it... if she is enough of a slut to root you cause simply because you've got a bike, then that approach is probably all you need

would crouchless chaps make me look hotter?

**scumdog** · 26th October 2007, 15:35

Originally Posted by vifferman

Here's the secret:
Apparently Gurrrrlzz dig Harleys, and the reason is that the engines are inherently unbalanced and vibrate a lot.

(I told the vifferbabe that, and got

and

)

A Tartigurrll told me once that she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head Sporty for him each morning.
Asked her how long she warmed it up (being all technical minded like)

"Oh, just until the seat became so slippery that I started to slide off" was the nonchalant reply!!

**imdying** · 26th October 2007, 15:40

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

would crouchless chaps make me look hotter?

I'm not sure what a crouch is, or how it would affect your appearance. If you want to meet chicks, then get out there and do it! Nice girls won't give a crap if you're traveling on a 1098 or a bus... of course that depends on if you want a nice girl or not

**scumdog** · 26th October 2007, 15:43

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

would crouchless chaps make me look hotter?

'crouchless chaps'?

Are they some guys that keep you erect????

**ManDownUnder** · 26th October 2007, 15:46

Originally Posted by scumdog

Hmm, it worries me that you KNOW what fucking a muddy puddle is like, please elaborate on this.....

It's like fucking a fresh(ish) cow pat but colder. I thought it was public knowledge. Or maybe only in the Naki..?

**carver** · 26th October 2007, 15:51

a harley of course, complete with crotchless chaps..gets sumdog easy!

**vifferman** · 26th October 2007, 15:51

Originally Posted by scumdog

'crouchless chaps'?

Are they some guys that keep you erect????

LOLzer!
I think they're also called "fluffers".

**Swoop** · 26th October 2007, 15:53

Originally Posted by janno

And a totally breathtakingly yummy bloke will still pull no problems even if he was riding a pink 50cc scooter.

But he might be pulling another bloke if he rode a pink scooter...

That can be read several ways... Shall I rephrase that? No.

**Xile** · 26th October 2007, 15:57

Answer:
you enjoy to ride with them two different ways....both with their own advantages

**Xile** · 26th October 2007, 15:59

Originally Posted by scumdog

A Tartigurrll told me once that she use to warm up her boyfriends iron-head Sporty for him each morning.
Asked her how long she warmed it up (being all technical minded like)

"Oh, just until the seat became so slippery that I started to slide off" was the nonchalant reply!!

hahaha!!
Can i have a boy warming my seat every morning?