How to get chicks with bikes?

**MisterD** · 26th October 2007, 16:31

There's nothing like a scooter for picking up birds...

**pritch** · 26th October 2007, 16:42

Would a group of English guys on stilts be crouchless chaps?

**Nicksta** · 26th October 2007, 20:35

GIXXERS!!!!!

but seriously.. this thread cracked me up...... if your using your bike to try and score chicks.. you'll just attract trash....

if you want to date a chick who likes bikes... wait till one passes you on the road and try and keep up

if she stops to wait for you, there ya go!

**NUTBAR** · 26th October 2007, 21:11

Originally Posted by Nicksta

GIXXERS!!!!!

but seriously.. this thread cracked me up...... if your using your bike to try and score chicks.. you'll just attract trash....

if you want to date a chick who likes bikes... wait till one passes you on the road and try and keep up

if she stops to wait for you, there ya go!

so how good are your brakes.

**carver** · 27th October 2007, 07:03

Originally Posted by MisterD

There's nothing like a scooter for picking up gay guys...

guys eh, thats brave of you to say that on here!

**Sidewinder** · 27th October 2007, 07:10

Originally Posted by carver

guys eh, thats brave of you to say that on here!

nah, if your gay, your free!

**Krusti** · 27th October 2007, 08:16

Reminds me of last year sometime when we were in Auck for the weekend. At about 2am there's this R1 cruising up and down Queen St trying to impress I don't know who....

Sad....................

**scumdog** · 27th October 2007, 10:36

Originally Posted by Krusti

Reminds me of last year sometime when we were in Auck for the weekend. At about 2am there's this R1 cruising up and down Queen St trying to impress I don't know who....

Sad....................

A wonder you spotted the R1 amongst the 'boom-tish!' look-at-me little cars cruising up and down trying to do the same thing. (And so many of them looking like clones of each other)

**Krusti** · 27th October 2007, 10:48

He just looked so out of place and desperate.

But........then there was the middle aged couple in the T Bucket. Approach lights, stop check for cops, let loose...............!

"That's how it's done you young buggers."

Nothing like an old school ride showing everyone up!

**scumdog** · 27th October 2007, 10:50

Originally Posted by Krusti

He just looked so out of place and desperate.

But........then there was the middle aged couple in the T Bucket. Approach lights, stop check for cops, let loose...............!

"That's how it's done you young buggers."

Nothing like an old school ride showing everyone up!

Ahh, age does that to you - 'stop, check for cops'

**oldrider** · 27th October 2007, 11:34

Originally Posted by scumdog

Ahh, age does that to you - 'stop, check for cops'

According to your theory then, I should be spending more time "Stopping and checking for cops!"

Hey I thought you were off to Christchurch today?

**scumdog** · 27th October 2007, 12:08

Originally Posted by oldrider

According to your theory then, I should be spending more time "Stopping and checking for cops!"

Hey I thought you were off to Christchurch today?

Nah, SOMEBODY has to *fight crime over the weekend...would have like to have gone but ah well, not long to the Magpie Madness.

*(and keep an eye on the ravings of idleidolidyll on HIS thread!!)

**smoky** · 28th October 2007, 08:21

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

So what bikes do get all the girls?

The bike is only part of the package that attracts the girls. You need to be on a bike conducive to the attitude your putting out.
Your riding gear, the way you straddle your bike, the glint in your eye – and so on.

Riding with all the safety gear on and riding a really expensive super clean bike, with a radar detector; kinda sends out the message – no way I’d screw you with out a shower first, three condoms, and then sterilise the bed after – and a chicks not gonna go for that.

Wearing a rough as leather jacket, dragon jeans, van shoes, half shaven with all the attitude in the world might attract a certain kinda girl, until you mount your 50cc scooter – then you just look like a wanna be.
As for you mate – I’ve met you, best advise I could give you is to keep your helmet on and your mouth shut, you might have a chance.