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    Because the cats might go: "Could I have a slice with no quite so much rat in it?"

    Besides I think most cat owners wouldn't want the cats to carry dead rats back more often than necessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    THAT is one of the 'perks' of owning a cat!!
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    I've seen some scary 'Rat' bikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Well I am for sure!! My lovely cat brought a very much alive/revolting/dirty/disgusting RAT into the house on Saturday morning. .... a friggen HUGE rat in the house.
    I thought Mark was allowed inside the house????

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    When our cat finds rats or mice she eats everything except the feet, face and tail. A few weeks ago I opened the door to find a rat's tail, feet and wiskery, beady eyed face staring up at me.

    When we live in the country she used to always bring baby rabbits in and leave them under the kid's beds. I caught her in the act one day and she had just the torso and back legs of a baby rabbit sticking out of her mouth.
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    You know the rat is more scared of you than you are of it (shes says as I stood well back down the hall, eying up my escape route when Mark opened the door to check the trap )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unit View Post
    You know the rat is more scared of you than you are of it (shes says as I stood well back down the hall, eying up my escape route when Mark opened the door to check the trap )
    Im in the room now and know the bastard is looking at me....4 traps on the floor and i have eyes in the back of my head....will the party pics up asap Prunit....they are loaded and OMG!!!!

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    Bah, it's a rat...

    Lemme dig out my favourite whacking stick, and I'll come pay the furry little bastard a visit...
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    Our cat brought one into the house then let it go,we couldnt find it for a few days, untill I picked up my track pants off the floor and slid me leg into them,
    out the bottom ran the rat,FUCK i SHIT.

    Chased it around the bedroom for twenty minutes,finally the cat caught it and I stomped on it,that was the end of that rat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Bah, it's a rat...

    Lemme dig out my favourite whacking stick, and I'll come pay the furry little bastard a visit...

    We got the batsard.....pics to come....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    We got the batsard.....pics to come....
    R.I.P Rat Poor little fella was so wanting MOM's love & affection. When she said Party with CAKE he knew he had to move in, but where to be?? Rat wanted to be with MOM so much he moved into her Office to be close to her. How could he possibly know that MOM would react this way & have him dispatched, after all her Husband is a RAT RIDER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    Ewwwww, rats, mice, blurkkk, hate the little rodents, evil they are, totally evil!!
    Vile and filthy and ugly, really really ugly.......did you know that their teeth never stop growing....they have to gnaw to keep them in check Oh and BTW I learned some amazing facts about rats today....bring on the pub quizz

    Quote Originally Posted by Xaria View Post
    Hope it all works out and the rat is gone.

    Give the cat less food so she is likely to kill and eat it.

    Side note: Why don't they make rat flavor cat food?
    Sadly even if they did make rat flavoured food it would not work. Our cat is an amazing hunter, and usually killer of vermin........she never eats them, but mice can often be found dead in her food bowl.......LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Because the cats might go: "Could I have a slice with no quite so much rat in it?"

    Besides I think most cat owners wouldn't want the cats to carry dead rats back more often than necessary.
    mice/birds yepper I can cope.......rats........I cant!

    Quote Originally Posted by Unit View Post
    You know the rat is more scared of you than you are of it (shes says as I stood well back down the hall, eying up my escape route when Mark opened the door to check the trap )
    Its dead mate........deader than a dead thing.....should have heard it in the night.......and what is worse...the poxy cat was all ears and stood at the office door wanting in!.........Forget that..........*mutters something about going off cats for ever*

    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Bah, it's a rat...

    Lemme dig out my favourite whacking stick, and I'll come pay the furry little bastard a visit...
    I told Maha man to bash it with a spade when it was in the bathroom!!! He wouldn't! Concerns for welfare of bathroom walls.......and we dont actualy have a spade at the moment, we broke it......


    Creator of my nightmares is dead!! Nutella rocks! as does my new friend Wayne the rat man!.....close your eyes if you want but look at this!!!!!
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    Nonono,

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    I think that is justice well served .. LOL ... I am not scared of rats I just hate them .. especially the ones the girls bring in alive from the lake at the bottom of the section ... the water rates are huge. We found how to stop it .. we got a magnetic cat door .. in order to get through the door they have to break the neck of the rat .. so only bring in dead ones now

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    Bashing rats...

    ...brought back a memory - Flatting in Kaikohe as a youf, pretty run down sort of place (it was cheap), and then they cleared the overgrown vacant section across the road. Talk about a plague of rats! Me and one flatmate walked into lounge one evening, and he says "Hey - look at that!" - and points at this large rat sitting on the arm of one of the chairs!
    We both head back out door - arm ourselves, and come back. Chased the damn thing around the room a couple of times - then he threw a knife at it! Well, it then turned and ran AT him - he jumped and I swung (big softball bat size bit of dowel) - right between the legs!
    Got the rat - not the mate... Bought some packets of rat poison after that - chucked one up in the roof - packet and all, and jammed another over a rat hole in the wall of the kitchen, down side of stove. End of rat problem...
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