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    Thats ok, you can pour it down either Carvers or Sidewinders pants....watch what happens
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Thumbs up match made in hevan!!!

    I've met both Sidewinder and Kitty
    I think you two are a match - why don't you get together and work out all this tension you two have pent up here
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    I've met both Sidewinder and Kitty
    I think you two are a match - why don't you get together and work out all this tension you two have pent up here
    bro, it takes 3 to party...where is my spot?

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    Thumbs up hot or not!

    You girls have some pretty hot Avatars

    Isn't the internet great - I wonder if we all met what reality would be
    Of course I really do look like a big fat arse
    Lifes Just one big ride - buckle up or hang on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Wrong and wrong. I'm selling the mighty Honda and my dog is no longer, as of last Friday.
    Careful Finn, things usually happen in "threes!"

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    Chicks are easy to get with your bike.
    They always run down the centre of the road trapped in your headlight until a heel breaks and they fall over and twist an ankle.

    Blokes are a bit trickier, they tend to roll out of the way just in time and then run back the other way...unless they're stuck trying to help up a chick with a twisted ankle of course.....................I think I need to lay off the DVDs for a while....
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    Chicks are easy to get with your bike.
    They always run down the centre of the road trapped in your headlight until a heel breaks and they fall over and twist an ankle.

    Blokes are a bit trickier, they tend to roll out of the way just in time and then run back the other way...unless they're stuck trying to help up a chick with a twisted ankle of course.....................I think I need to lay off the DVDs for a while....
    I think you have had too much rain over there this month, you need to get out more! (lol) John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Couldn't help meself...I'm sure you're a good bloke!
    dont we all wish we were tho? jsut some of us cant help it....

    MFSC lives on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    Thats ok, you can pour it down either Carvers or Sidewinders pants....watch what happens
    oh no kitty my love your turning me on so much i might have to go have sex with carver soon

    MFSC lives on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    bro, it takes 3 to party...where is my spot?
    you know your spot and its right in the sandwhich

    MFSC lives on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    oh no kitty my love your turning me on so much i might have to go have sex with carver soon
    Well I'll ask really sweetly and say "can I watch" I'll sit in the corner and will turn down the noise on my vibrator, just to set the atmosphere.
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    I've met both Sidewinder and Kitty
    I think you two are a match - why don't you get together and work out all this tension you two have pent up here
    ARRRGH! We arent a match

    Firstly he's too young and Im too old

    Secondly, 250s dont do it for me

    And thirdly....I enjoy the adult company of real men.
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    you know your spot and its right in the sandwhich
    fuck your a laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Careful Finn, things usually happen in "threes!"
    Just did. Person I knew just got killed at a railway crossing in Featherston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittyhawk View Post
    ARRRGH! We arent a match

    Firstly he's too young and Im too old

    Secondly, 250s dont do it for me

    And thirdly....I enjoy the adult company of real men.
    Oh ouch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Just did. Person I knew just got killed at a railway crossing in Featherston.
    So very sorry to hear that Finn...

    RIP to your friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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