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  1. 31st October 2007, 17:52 #1
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    Weirdest thing someone's ever told you...

    Was at horse riding yesterday and a girl comes up to me and goes

    "Guess what happened to me today Gareth, I got horse jism on my face!"

    Turns out she was gelding one at work and when she sliced the poor things balls off they "spurted" a little bit.

    For a while there though I had the weirdest mental pictures...
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    right, Im going to throw up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    Turns out she was gelding one at work and when she sliced the poor things balls off they "spurted" a little bit.

    For a while there though I had the weirdest mental pictures...
    That is, quite frankly, fucking horrible
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    My cousin used to work as a stage assistant at the Rainbow Farm Show. It was her job to bring all the animals out on stage and parade them around. One day the bull was a bit randy and as she lead him out to show the tourists he jizzed all over the stage.
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    Sick, but funny in a disturbing kind of way...

    Don't think I can top that, but I'm told I say some pretty weird stuff from time to time. Especially saying normal things "a half to the dozen" or something or other...I can never blimmin' remember that saying!

    Guess I'll never really get rid of the fact that english is not my first language.

    The worst is when my husband looks at me with this tender look in his eyes and says: "oh you're so cute!" then I know I've goofed somewhere along the line...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    other...I can never blimmin' remember that saying!
    "Six to one, half dozen to the other."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    "Six to one, half dozen to the other."
    Thank you good sir...

    It does actually help me reading it, got a photographic memory...

    Might decide to tattoo it on if all else fails...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Or "talking nineteen to the dozen"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    "Guess what happened to me today Gareth, I got horse jism on my face!"

    Turns out she was gelding one at work and when she sliced the poor things balls off they "spurted" a little bit.

    For a while there though I had the weirdest mental pictures...
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