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  1. 6th November 2007, 00:11 #1
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    Silent, but sexy, music videos

    This thread inspired by Mr K Fruit of Toepaw.

    A mate of mine long time back gave me a collection of MP3s and video files. Knowing he had somewhat reasonable taste in music, I was slightly disturbed to see that the video files contained a large number of Britney Spears tracks.

    His explanation was simple. You watched them with the volume turned right down, and listened to good music at the same time.

    So ... ladies and gentlemen ... any suggestions for videos where the music's dire, but the totty quotient makes muted watching appealing. Obviously, the totty can be of either sex...

    My personal favourite - it's actually a Pepsi commerical featuring Britney, Beyonce and Pink thoroughly mangling We Will Rock You. Freddie Mercury would be rolling in his grave, I'd imagine.

    [YOUTUBE]SkELRp4wKPs[/YOUTUBE]

    This isn't my favourite totty-related music video though. That 'honour' goes to Shakira's Suerte. It doesn't qualify, as I like the music, but the video's still worth watching.

    [YOUTUBE]kIsTeNcVwUU[/YOUTUBE]
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  2. 6th November 2007, 00:20 #2
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    I'm watching the Shakira video, muted, to Roger Miller singing 'Chug-A-Lug', and convulsing in giggles.

    It's awesome.

    Makes ya wanna holler hi-de-ho
    Burns ya tummy, don't ya know
    Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug!

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  3. 6th November 2007, 02:09 #3
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    Kylie Minogue, "Can't get you outta my head" is about right once you've seen from 1min20 to 2min30.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yseURSzqa5U
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    Anything with Ricky Martin, music's awful, but I could watch him drip all over the screen all day.
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    That first video reminds me of another music video... Comfortably Numb by Scissor Sisters... common theme would be: "Covers that should not be and related atrocities".

    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Kylie Minogue, "Can't get you outta my head" is about right once you've seen from 1min20 to 2min30.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yseURSzqa5U
    True - but I must say that the video peaks at the bum shake at 1:02.
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    Oh man - try this one!!!!!!!!!

    SING along now!!!!!
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    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Ttwoee0uWo[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=HHYDYTUDY34[/YOUTUBE]

    [YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=mC6wEFZYbpM[/YOUTUBE]
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    Oh, a classic btw. Turn the music off if you don't like nostalgia.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtMneNhLFl0

    Tried finding the right version, but youtube wasn't playing along.
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    Stupid name for Tomato Sauce really ....

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