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  1. 6th November 2007, 19:13 #1
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    Some for the girls...

    ... got these jokes and thought I would share them. Gave me a bit of giggle.. (sorry girls there arent any naked pics of male hunks!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    ... got these jokes and thought I would share them. Gave me a bit of giggle.. (sorry girls there arent any naked pics of male hunks!)
    Not a problem with the lack of naked men Mel........how about some toned hunks with tight buns, wearing leather...mmmmmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Not a problem with the lack of naked men Mel........how about some toned hunks with tight buns, wearing leather...mmmmmmmmmm
    Nah she's to much of a Bitch to share those piccies with us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Nah she's to much of a Bitch to share those piccies with us!
    You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us..
    Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us..
    I'm really not sure you want to see them, she's a bit of a sick bitch!!

    Love ya Mel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though!
    Have to pass on the Skelstar comment, only seen social pics at the KB bash, they did not do anything for me but, in my experience, the most unlikely ones have the mmmmmmm buns love......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Nah she's to much of a Bitch to share those piccies with us!
    Sadly I think you got more votes than me Hels! Ya Bitch!

    Quote Originally Posted by MOM
    You know something?.........I have heard that about her before somewhere......might have to hack her PC to find them piccys she is with holding from us
    hmmm my PC is Firewalled cause yeah Iam a whizz at computer electronics stuff?! Ummm should get some good pics at the Rapa Rumble though....!

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    Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though
    Hes camera shy, but I am sure I get some of MR KD from Trudes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    she's a bit of a sick bitch!!
    Really? We most definately will get along then.....



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    Love ya Mel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Ummm should get some good pics at the Rapa Rumble though....!

    Yeah........not of me tho!!! LOL
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    Awww thanks girls!!! Umm and please note the last quote girls, I will be holding it to you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    I will be holding it to you!
    Now you are going to get everyone all excited........LOL does your it have nice tight buns?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Yeah........not of me tho!!! LOL
    Naaaa will be on the look out for Leather Toned Male Buttock's (LTMB's) at the rumble.... will just get embrassing drunk pics of you! (will give you the oppunity to buy said photos from me before I post them of course, cause I am nice like that).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Not sure I wanna see naked pics of Skelstar though!
    I thought you liked the last batch I sent you?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Have to pass on the Skelstar comment, only seen social pics at the KB bash, they did not do anything for me...
    *crosses off xmas card list*
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Now you are going to get everyone all excited........LOL does your it have nice tight buns?
    hehehe..... will see what we can arrange!

    Quote Originally Posted by Skelstar
    *crosses off xmas card list*
    Oh pooh, as long as you have alcohol we dont care!
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