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    BEST.

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    EVER.

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    hahahaha, brilliant mate!


    Edit: Name and shame them so they can be congratulated!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind spot View Post
    Relax Guys
    This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
    I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.
    It is partly true, i did go to the gold coast in lieu of getting a bike pre xmas.
    The V8 ute (Falcon of course) will remain.
    The white helmet is sort of true, i knew bloody well she would get a guts full of being the pillion quickly, i did try and get her to wear a hard hat from work but she snivvled a bit at that for some reason.
    Truth is (and those two bloody mates know it) is that i can publicly say on this forum that i married the best lady on earth.
    Fully supportive , raised 2 great kids, and can cook.
    Another couple of things i can confess to are I iron my own clothes, cook tea at least 3 times a week and still enjoy her company after 30 years marriage.
    Rose got a call from 1 off them today to look at the post, she rang me nearly pissing herself laughing.
    Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.
    My mum always taught me that revenge is a dish best eaten cold.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind spot View Post
    Relax Guys
    This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
    I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.
    It is partly true, i did go to the gold coast in lieu of getting a bike pre xmas.
    The V8 ute (Falcon of course) will remain.
    The white helmet is sort of true, i knew bloody well she would get a guts full of being the pillion quickly, i did try and get her to wear a hard hat from work but she snivvled a bit at that for some reason.
    Truth is (and those two bloody mates know it) is that i can publicly say on this forum that i married the best lady on earth.
    Fully supportive , raised 2 great kids, and can cook.
    Another couple of things i can confess to are I iron my own clothes, cook tea at least 3 times a week and still enjoy her company after 30 years marriage.
    Rose got a call from 1 off them today to look at the post, she rang me nearly pissing herself laughing.
    Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.
    That's bloody hilarious. I still think you should name your mates - they deserve some bling I believe

    Good to hear you're not getting a divorce anytime soon though...
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    fucking brillant

    name and shame who is with me here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dan View Post
    fucking brillant

    name and shame who is with me here
    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    That's bloody hilarious. I still think you should name your mates - they deserve some bling I believe
    Hell yeah someone needs to take the credit for this most excellent troll...

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    Bloody excellent!!!!!

    Certainly had me going...

    Glad to know your lady and you are all good though...

    Now, in regards to the payback, I reckon a team effort might be in order here. After all, they did get a good chunk of the KB community going ragged for nothing!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Fantastic read and glad to hear even Rose enjoyed it! Name and shame!!!
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    Mates can be the biggest bastards.

    Buy them a beer from me - this thread has had me laughing with almost every new post.

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    Noice! Apologies to Rose. Now where is that humble pie
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    Nonono,

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    Absolutely brilliant.

    Please give hugs to Rose for having a good sense of humour about this. She really should get her own login - what a fantastic way to be introduced!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind spot View Post
    Relax Guys
    This was a big wind up from 2 mates who shall remain un named but they are KB members.
    I made the mistake of leaving the computer logged on didn't I.
    Damn you couldn't see them in your Blind spot doing this prank then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind spot View Post
    ... how i will get the bastards back.
    Looking forward to it.

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    Farking awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blind spot View Post
    Now off course my brain is working full time trying think how i will get the bastards back.
    Ohhh shit, they've got it coming alright.

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    those 2 have really got something coming any ideas anyone has to be messy.

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