Offensive text message

**Street Gerbil** · 15th November 2007, 12:39

Post the number and let's have some fun with some creative "wrong number" texting.

**klingon** · 15th November 2007, 16:13

Thank you for all the laughs guys and girls. I've been in stitches reading this thread!

I LOVE some of your suggestions and I really really wish the original texter would text me back so I could have a HUGE amount of fun at her expense. Unfortunately I did the sensible thing by texting her back and telling her she had the wrong number and if she ever contacted me again I would take action.

(Un)fortunately she seems to have realised her error and not texted me back. So I don't want to aggravate things by giving her any reason to resume contact.

I have, however, saved her number in my phone so you all will be the FIRST to know if she does it again - and you will be invited to wreak havoc! So much more fun than taking the official route and just reporting her to Telecom.

Thanks again for giving me a few great laughs.

**davereid** · 15th November 2007, 18:02

Not just txts..

Ring.. ring... ring..

"Hello Dave Speaking"

"Hey I want to speak to Michelle"

"Sorry.. you have the wrong number"

"What the fuck.. just put Michelle on you cunt"

"You have the wrong number, bye then " Click.

1/2 mins later... same caller ID
Ring..ring..ring

"Hello, Michelle speaking"

"Eh ? you arent Michelle"

"Yes I am. How can I help"

"Fuck. I must have rung the worng number"

"Nope - if you wanted michelle. I am him"

"Fuck.. click"

**Pancakes** · 15th November 2007, 21:50

You must hide it well, you didn't seem like a dirty slut when we met? Maybe my dirty slut detector is on the blink again! (or my wife has sabotaged it!)

**skidMark** · 15th November 2007, 22:01

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Reply and ask them what they're wearing.

Exhibit a)

**scumdog** · 16th November 2007, 07:21

Originally Posted by Hitcher

The superior attitude of some TXTers is enthralling. A year or so ago Mrs H got a stream of TXTs from somebody who refused to believe that she (Mrs H) was not the intended recipient and that the non-delivery problem may have something to do with them entering an incorrect number. Along the lines of "How dare you not be Michelle!"

The exchange was most intriguing and provided some interesting insights into "Michelle's" world. In fact one day I plan to write at least a short story based on this scenario.

Go on man, post some of the dirt.

You could change her name to protect her identity:

**Patrick** · 16th November 2007, 15:11

Originally Posted by Swoop

You do have donut icing sugar???

Plenty down the front of the jersey..... standard storage place for rural coppers... and city ones, come to think of it....

**Mikkel** · 16th November 2007, 16:03

A mate of mine pulled a nasty prank call back in highschool.

He was home alone writing an essay in french - which is of course not the most interesting thing you can do.
Being bored he picked up the phone and called a truly random number.
The exchange went like this:
"Hello."
"Careful what you say, I know where you live!"
*click*
Not having anything better to do he left the receiver off keeping the line open and put on the speaker.
A while later the people at the other end picked up the phone and punched in a number.
"I'm still here!"

I would have been freaked out!

**Maha** · 16th November 2007, 16:11

Originally Posted by Mikkel

A mate of mine pulled a nasty prank call back in highschool.

He was home alone writing an essay in french - which is of course not the most interesting thing you can do.
Being bored he picked up the phone and called a truly random number.
The exchange went like this:
"Hello."
"Careful what you say, I know where you live!"
*click*
Not having anything better to do he left the receiver off keeping the line open and put on the speaker.
A while later the people at the other end picked up the phone and punched in a number.
"I'm still here!"

I would have been freaked out!

Shades of 'Freddy'....

**klingon** · 16th November 2007, 17:46

Originally Posted by Patrick

Plenty down the front of the jersey..... standard storage place for rural coppers... and city ones, come to think of it....

I do not keep rural coppers down the front of my jersey. They tend to wriggle too much and distract me from my riding.

**Taz** · 16th November 2007, 18:05

Originally Posted by klingon

I do not keep rural coppers down the front of my jersey. They tend to wriggle too much and distract me from my riding.

Classic!

I've got a nice warm dark hole for rural copper storage

**Patrick** · 16th November 2007, 18:30

Originally Posted by klingon

I do not keep rural coppers down the front of my jersey. They tend to wriggle too much and distract me from my riding.

I'm sure I would too.... ahem... they would too....

**Skyryder** · 17th November 2007, 12:39

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

Id say its a wrong number. Ignore it hon.

Na fuck it send back a reply telling how much he enjoyed shagging you instead of her. Play the bitch at her own game, but know when to stop.

Skyryder