Banking woes

[Sully60]

Just got this emailed to me, a bit corny but I had a we chuckle:

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
the run on Northern Rock BS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.

[Mikkel]

Repost - but still funny

[Sully60]

Yeah I really shoudn't be posting(company time and all that) let alone searching around the site beforehand, oh well.

[Supermoto Junkie]

Yeah I really shoudn't be posting(company time and all that) let alone searching around the site beforehand, oh well.

But the connection in the office is so much better, AND i don't have a wife in my ear saying....you still on there, blah blah,.......and some one is paying me to be on here......or was that for work i am surposed to be doing, oh well, better check the "new posts" again

[Sully60]

Repost - but still funny

Hang on if posts in this forum don't count does it still make this a repost?

Oh a tree just fell over in the forrest but I wasn't there....

But the connection in the office is so much better, AND i don't have a wife in my ear saying....you still on there, blah blah,.......and some one is paying me to be on here......or was that for work i am surposed to be doing, oh well, better check the "new posts" again

Are you sitting behind me somewhere? Or are we just the same person in two parallel universes?

[Mikkel]

Hang on if posts in this forum don't count does it still make this a repost?

Oh a tree just fell over in the forrest but I wasn't there....

By all means keep it coming. I'm just an anal weirdo who likes to point out when people post stuff that has already been posted before... and for no particular reason btw

[Supermoto Junkie]

Are you sitting behind me somewhere? Or are we just the same person in two parallel universes?

I was wondering why the guy in the mirror this morning started talking to me about bikes while i was trying to have a shave.......can you please stand still tomorrow

[Sully60]

By all means keep it coming. I'm just an anal weirdo who likes to point out when people post stuff that has already been posted before... and for no particular reason btw

Thats cool I'm a total weirdo who plows into things head on and then tries to figure out how to make it work, so I'll pm you all my posts for approval first aye?

Hey I started reading your thread about the redhead that you've fallen in love with and about spending time with your lady and I was thinking how the fuck are you going to fit in time for the redhead, your missus and your ever present vigilance of kiwibiker??

Are you sure there isn't two of you as well???

[Sully60]

I was wondering why the guy in the mirror this morning started talking to me about bikes while i was trying to have a shave.......can you please stand still tomorrow

So hows the Mo going then?

[Supermoto Junkie]

So hows the Mo going then?

It was going well til Wed, I had to deal to it as I had a big meeting with a client that has a thing for being tidy and organised......not that that would usually sway me but this deal is worth alot.....like buy me ten more tards alot

and yours?

[Sully60]

It was going well til Wed, I had to deal to it as I had a big meeting with a client that has a thing for being tidy and organised......not that that would usually sway me but this deal is worth alot.....like buy me ten more tards alot

and yours?

Being the keen gardner I am I have plentyful amounts of osmicoat fertiliser, so regular applications have payed off. I might even consider a trim before the month is out.

Some sacrifices are worth it, hell I'd shave my...
for ten motards, you get the point.

[Mikkel]

Thats cool I'm a total weirdo who plows into things head on and then tries to figure out how to make it work, so I'll pm you all my posts for approval first aye?

Only if you accept a 3 week processing time to have them cleared by both the ethic and maori commitee.

Hey I started reading your thread about the redhead that you've fallen in love with and about spending time with your lady and I was thinking how the fuck are you going to fit in time for the redhead, your missus and your ever present vigilance of kiwibiker??

Are you sure there isn't two of you as well???

It is not me who's skizophrenic! And I always make time...