The Dark Arts of spin doctoring...

[Hitcher]

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the Gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription: "Remus Rodham; horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times, caught by Pinkerton Detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.

Judy Wallman e-mailed Hillary Clinton for comments. Hillary's staff of professional image adjusters sent back the following biographical sketch:

'Remus Rodham was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad.

Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to service at a government facility, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

[deanohit]

Bwahahahaha, shows how much the truth can be twisted!

[Finn]

Bwahahahaha, shows how much the truth can be twisted!

Haven't you been paying attention over the past 8 years?

[Fatjim]

Some of us have been able to read for longer than that.

[deanohit]

Haven't you been paying attention over the past 8 years?

Huh?

[Finn]

Huh?

L A B O U R.

[deanohit]

L A B O U R.

Oh, yea well they've been doing it that long it ain't funny.

And really, I don't pay all that much attention to politics as they're all arses.

I don't pay all that much attention to the pollies as they all seem to be the same, Arseholes.
Any time some one I do like is in the running, they don't get voted in.