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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    My Toyota Camry has a 3L V6 engine, carries 5 people and gets about 9km per litre.

    Frankly, that's a lot more efficient than five motorcycles
    Five motorbikes are extremely likely to be carrying at least five people, though. Can you say the same about the average Toyota Camry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by car View Post
    Five motorbikes are extremely likely to be carrying at least five people, though. Can you say the same about the average Toyota Camry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Thanks. Just banged my head on the fucking desk. I also have zip up boots. With velcro covers
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    God damn you.
    He already has, mate. He already has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    The Exceptionally Successful Creator of Bike Parks should now turn his attention to the needs of Boulcott and Grey Streets. I have just had an earful from a regular bike parker who has been twice ticketed for parking atop the footpath in recent weeks.
    I thought Bike Parker was now the Mayor of ChCh?

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    Votes for "Bike Parker" as less than flattering noun for the KB lexicon.
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    The Jim2 Memorial Bike Park.... I thought he had died and I was all like "YES! Score one for the whales!"
    I shall do a minute of silence anyway in antici ......................................pation

    RIP.....................

    .................

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    Fuck the Whales, Save the Krill!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Fuck the Whales, Save the Krill!
    I'm guessing Heineken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    My Toyota Camry has a 3L V6 engine, carries 5 people and gets about 9km per litre.

    Frankly, that's a lot more efficient than five motorcycles, unless you restrict the choice of bikes to machines that have trouble reaching the open-road speed limit.
    Shut up you - we don't want to know that!

    I just realised my bike is the same capacity as a Vauxhall Viva...........

    I think they had trouble reaching the open road speed limit carrying 5 people....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I'm guessing Heineken.
    A Single Mac's Gold.

    I have just done a lap of the floor, smashing the unopened bags of chips. It's fun to see people's faces when they realise that there is only spud rubble in that bag labeled; "Onion & Balsamic Vinegar".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    I have just done a lap of the floor, smashing the unopened bags of chips. It's fun to see people's faces when they realise that there is only spud rubble in that bag labeled; "Onion & Balsamic Vinegar".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Yes. No. It's the Jim2 Memorial Bikepark. I wonder if the Honda gets wedgies when no one is looking?
    Or if the Honda give it's OWn wedgies for fun?
    What's this "memorial" stuff, anyway?
    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    You know, it really pisses me off when I get hom from a hard day at work to find this kind of trivia posted in working hours.
    How come I have to work so hard for two tenths of bugger all, while you lot get paid for doing nothing?
    There is no justice in this life/world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    The Jim2 Memorial Bike Park.... I thought he had died and I was all like "YES! Score one for the whales!"
    I shall do a minute of silence anyway in antic ......................................pation
    Oh, Rocky!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Fuck the Whales, Save the Krill!
    OI!!! REPOST!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by SPman View Post
    I just realised my bike is the same capacity as a Vauxhall Viva...........
    I think they had trouble reaching the open road speed limit carrying 5 people....
    Should have bought a Victor!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Oh, Rocky!
    Well....no....but isn't it nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Well....no....but isn't it nice
    Flash Gordon was there, in silver underwear - apparently..
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