Unreasonable women!

[JimO]

im 21 years old

that doesn't surprise me

[martybabe]

Just checked my inbox for p.m's, think the system must have crashed or something. x

[martybabe]

The painting on the wall - its a masterpiece! Who did it?

My daughter when she was only five.I think It's the Mona Lisa when she'd let herself go a bit.

Let that be a lesson to you youngsters, abuse your livers and your eyes will end up on your forehead.

[martybabe]

thats Charlie i got him from the spca he had been abused and beaten he has several broken teeth but i would have to say he is the best dog i have ever had he is smart and has a good sense of humour...some people are scum and his last owners really were........

Nice dog,glad he's got a good home now. Ours is called foggy, soft as,loves people,gettin on a bit tho 10 now. She's just flown 12000 miles to be with us and we're so glad...I think.

[jtzzr]

im 21 years old

Mate didn`t know you were into 50yr old bald guys.

[martybabe]

Im good at dispensing drugs for mental illness... just finished medicating 18 people this evening... *sigh*

Yeah that's the brides profession as well. Good on ya DD a valuable job mate but I think you must not have seen the totty part of the job description.

Note to self....use the muti quote thing you arse.

[jtzzr]

Just checked my inbox for p.m's, think the system must have crashed or something. x

No doubt mate ,you`ve probably had soooooo many Pm`s and emails your computer is overloaded and ca`nt cope, Good thread mate ,a halarious way to start the day. Bling Bling

[smoky]

Get ya balls outa her purse, move the bike back into the house, and tell her she can sleep in the ********* garage if she doesn't like it - and while she's heading out there tell her to cook you some ******** eggs








Gotta go now - before she catches me making a post instead of cleaning the bathroom

[JimO]

Nice dog,glad he's got a good home now. Ours is called foggy, soft as,loves people,gettin on a bit tho 10 now. She's just flown 12000 miles to be with us and we're so glad...I think.

the only downside is he moults something terrible and the fur is short and stiff so it gets into everything

[martybabe]

Gotta go now - before she catches me making a post instead of cleaning the bathroom[/QUOTE]

Yeah smoky...They dunno what the're messing with, bloomin brides!!

[martybabe]

Tip of the iceberg this, Hubby abuse I reckon,, a sample........

"Why do you need two bikes you've only got one ass" ?

"Well why do you only want one bike you've got two asses"

fooks me I hope she don't read this! Ah the kinda bannter only lovers can share.

What is the matter with my p.m. inbox? I've only had one reply from a girl called -Harry!

[Skyryder]

I've recently aquired a new fatbob,you may have heard, but the bride says I can't keep it in the lounge! so I've made a lounge in the garage for bobby and I'm staying in there with it, until the bride sees reason ,or I get too cold which ever comes sooner!

I guess the reason for this post is to ask if there are any 22 year old unatached lovely ladies out there that would be interested in a fat bald 50 year old twat with a bike fixation (with a view to marriage).

I think I may have over sold meself there.So please pm me if your a gorgeous bit of totty,wan't a bike in your lounge and are good at dispensing drugs for mental illness.

P.S. please hurry I'm cold.

Right site for the chicks but sorry............wrong bike.

There's always the exhaust if you get desperate. Give me more


Skyyrder

[martybabe]

Right site for the chicks but sorry............wrong bike.

There's always the exhaust if you get desperate. Give me more


Skyyrder

Well I might as well face it, judging by the underwhelming response, I'm lookin for old chooks with very low standards, rather than chicks and your right it must be the bike cause I'm obviously every ladies dream bloke .......................Think I'll give Harry a call, she's got somthing goin on!

[rudolph]

man ur lucky ur missus even lets you in the house

(his girlfriends asian)

rudi...no running in house

rudi...take off your shoes

rudi...clean up this mess

rudi...reow whipish!

Yer some times i have to sleep on the roof.

"Rudi why you waste money on Harry davidson, you spend it on me"

[martybabe]

Yer some times i have to sleep on the roof.

"Rudi why you waste money on Harry davidson, you spend it on me"

Aw dude, can I refer you to what smoky said earlier in this thread, Lets put these viragos in there place, Men unite!!......... just don't tell the bride ok, I'll tell her when shes in a better mood ay,