Why do so many dickheads expect to be allowed to sit on your bike...

[Finn]

I get told off for sitting on my own bike. It's usually by mothers saying "You shouldn't be playing on that motorcycle by yourself. Where are your parents?"

It sucks being a midget.

[heyjoe]

re post #41 and #42

Gutsy actions mate. I like it.
I don't think its 'mean'. Just equal and neutral. A small lesson(s) taught by actions.

[marioc]

Requirements to sit on my bike apart from me.

female
hot

that is all

[ArcherWC]

also I'm a big angry fella from Glasgow which seems to put people off a bit too.....

[yod]

Have had a fair few ask and I've always said yes...to date.
I actually take it as a compliment TBH

However...sit on my bike without asking gets a whole new reaction

yeah...what 'e said....

i'd never sit on someone else's bike without asking

[avgas]

So, in simple maths: since you got a shaft, you can't get it up!

Getting a shaft up isn't an issue. Its getting the bint to hold on thats an issue.

[007XX]

Getting a shaft up isn't an issue. Its getting the bint to hold on thats an issue.

Must be why so many bints decide to go riding by themselves then...

[Max Preload]

Requirements to sit on my bike apart from me.

female
hot

that is all

I have to admit having made the odd exception for those particular reasons...

[homer]

Had my newly acquired katana parked (in the 1 specially maked motorbike park) outside the local supermarket (pack n save) and was gettin a couple of biker mags etc came out to see a couple of local homies, as they say and try to look like, wearing frickin shorts that went down to their ankles with their boxers hanging out their arse sitting on my bike and mucking around with my helmet in the helmet lock they saw me coming over and looked at me as if to say "wat are you going to do " so i yelled ,in my deepest manly voice lol "get the f#uck off the bike c#unts" they stood up and migrated off giving me the west /east side bullshit hand signals . bunch off dick heads is all i have to say .(excuse my language) especially when it was still in dealership shine ya know

id have thumped them

[rudolph]

I saw this guy move 2 scooters over to park his car, then he crashed into one knocking it over so it hit the other one, then he found out his car wasn't gonna fit in the spot.

[homer]

Best not to start down that track... once you get started, suppressing the urge to beat every last breath of life out of their body might become too much. I think you would fine that the satisfaction of having the blood of some turd that touched your bike all over your boots would be well worth it... but only for a while.

maybe your right ....twist there ear
rather hard howd that go

[mstriumph]

heck
i've spoken sharply to someone for just TOUCHING my bike
- heaven knows what'd have happened if they'd actually SAT on it

[avgas]

I see a new sticker coming along:
"Fuck with my bike, I fuck with your face"
It will go well with my other:
"If you think the bike is rough - you should see the owner"