Must Go! MINI FOR SALE

[Disco Dan]

Well the time has come for me to move house, say goodbye to the massive house and my beloved garage... *sigh*

My mini has to go. The whole lot.

It went from being a show car.. to a crashed car (thanks skidmark) then to a restoration project... and now I need to move house and only room for my bike. New shell after the crash - subframes checked and perfectly straight - reconditioned front subframe with brand spanking new mounts.

Engine has been reconditioned (including aux) and is in perfect condition.
Shell is in great condition - no rust (all removed).

Make me an offer folks... its a complete car.. just in bits.

Prefer to sell the lot - but if there is something specific your after let me know.

SEND ME PM IF YOUR INTERESTED.

MUST GO! I only have a couple of weeks before my move.

Someone is going to get one fantastic deal out of this! You will be surprised how cheap im prepared to sell her for....

[Disco Dan]

I can supply more pictures if you wish - or you can come and view.

Be quick.... I want it gone. Turn up with a trailer and the right amount of cash and you get yourself one VERY CHEAP MINI.

Making a big loss selling this for the price I have in mind - you will be surprised.

[WRT]

Never mind the sales pitch, tell us how it went from show car to crashed car! That sounds like the interesting bit.

[skidMark]

Never mind the sales pitch, tell us how it went from show car to crashed car! That sounds like the interesting bit.

i bought it had it one day...totalled it....self explanitory really.

[Disco Dan]

Never mind the sales pitch, tell us how it went from show car to crashed car! That sounds like the interesting bit.

Sold it to mark - he wanted to "restore" it. He had a minor crash in it shortly after. He then bought a new shell - and I took possession of it.

Did a lot of work to it but have now run out of time to finish it before I move.

Are you interested in buying it?

Thread is about 'selling it' not about what happened to it during the short time mark had it.

[Disco Dan]

Will even throw in some "toilet duck" (see my sig)

[007XX]

Thread is about 'selling it' not about what happened to it during the short time mark had it.

Ya're not in sales, are ya?!? half the way of making a sale is in being able to spin a good yarn to get the interest of the punters...

But anyway, check with Lilsel. She's got a Mini that she is doing up, so she might be keen for it!

Good luck.

[Disco Dan]

Ya're not in sales, are ya?!? half the way of making a sale is in being able to spin a good yarn to get the interest of the punters...

But anyway, check with Lilsel. She's got a Mini that she is doing up, so she might be keen for it!

Good luck.

Nope.. not sales. Mental Health Recovery



FYI - mini has been checked and has got clearance - No STDS

[007XX]

Nope.. not sales. Mental Health Recovery
FYI - mini has been checked and has got clearance - No STDS

I'm beyond help apparently in the recovery of my own mind...

And I'd say that given the current state of it, STDS are the least of the next buyer's worries...

[Disco Dan]

I'm beyond help apparently in the recovery of my own mind...

Well if you wanted some therapy sessions....

[007XX]

Well if you wanted some therapy sessions....

My demons and I get along famously well! But thanks for the kind offer.

[Disco Dan]

My demons and I get along famously well! But thanks for the kind offer.

Serious question: Have you ever heard someone call your name but there was no-one there? You more than likely are prone to hearing voices.

Dont be afraid - just call Disco

oh and "bust a move":

[LilSel]

But anyway, check with Lilsel. She's got a Mini that she is doing up, so she might be keen for it!
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you knew I'd find this thread huh?!... interested... its a mini... of course... not to replace mine... as mine is mint lol... but... if Dan wants to get rid of it cheap... Might be swayed... Race MINI...!!!

[LilSel]

So... how much you want for it?

[skidMark]

you knew I'd find this thread huh?!... interested... its a mini... of course... not to replace mine... as mine is mint lol... but... if Dan wants to get rid of it cheap... Might be swayed... Race MINI...!!!

right on que