Settle down!

**Joni** · 7th December 2007, 08:05

Originally Posted by 99TLS

cheaper than batteries for the vibrator at the moment

What ever floats your boat babe... we wont judge you!

**skelstar** · 7th December 2007, 08:09

Sounds like a man getting old Jim2..

**marioc** · 7th December 2007, 08:10

amen to that sir

**MSTRS:Me** · 7th December 2007, 08:20

Originally Posted by Jim2

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

Ever thought that you deserve it??

Tis life mate, and it is as we know it, Jim.

**Patch** · 7th December 2007, 08:28

Originally Posted by Jim2

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

Every second thread on KB at the moment is shouting at me to slow down, get my Will sorted, be an ATGATT, wear padded cycling undershorts, eat more vegetables, enjoy sex, blah blah blah!

FFS, we're bikers. What happened to the middle finger held up in half apathetic defiance of social norms?

Go start a healthy living site for homosexual whales and stop lecturing everyone. It's tiresome.

Welcome to KB - where most of the whinging littl' bastages are (with way too much time on their hands) probably 75% don't even own a bike, let alone know how to ride the fuggin thing properly.

Life ain't what it used to be.

**Pwalo** · 7th December 2007, 08:29

Originally Posted by Jim2

I get yelled at by the boss, the wife, the kids, the Mother in law, the Indian Dairy owner, and random people who object to me lane splitting.

Go start a healthy living site for homosexual whales and stop lecturing everyone. It's tiresome.

Don't tell them, and they wont know.

The Japs have got that one sorted.

Now stop your bleating, and have another caffiene injection.

**Finn** · 7th December 2007, 08:34

You've noticed this too Jim. I'm bordering on becoming an anarchist however I have found an interim measure. Do as I do and that is the exact opposite of what people tell and sometimes demand of you.

I don't recycle
Sometimes I ride with sneakers, jeans and a tshirt. It's like sex
I buy the most gas guzzling cars I can find
I don't obey very many traffic rules. Give way applies at reds.
Used oil goes down the drain
I don't "look out for bikes" (unless they have a motor in them)
I target people with "Baby on Board" signs
Ban fireworks and I will make really dangerous ones myself
If a Tui wakes me up in the morning, I shoot it
Undersized snapper are yummy
Pohutakawa wood makes a nice beach fire
I didn't pick up after my dog (bye buddy

)

There's many more but you get the drift.

**RantyDave** · 7th December 2007, 08:34

Originally Posted by Jim2

Every second thread on KB at the moment is shouting at me to slow down, get my Will sorted, be an ATGATT, wear padded cycling undershorts, eat more vegetables, enjoy sex, blah blah blah!

Hey, I like ATGATT - it increases the ratio of bike time to hospital time.

Dave

**RantyDave** · 7th December 2007, 08:35

Originally Posted by Finn

I target people with "Baby on Board" signs

Heh. I saw one stuck in the back of a cage the other day that said "stupid yellow sign".

Dave

**Fatjim** · 7th December 2007, 08:42

7/12

National HTFU day.

I like it.

**Ewan Oozarmy** · 7th December 2007, 08:46

Originally Posted by Jim2

FFS, we're bikers. What happened to the middle finger held up in half apathetic defiance of social norms?

Well said!

The other day my mate Chris got cut up while filtering and had words with the car driver. The car driver got out and took a swing at Chris. Chris knocked him out. He later posted his experience on a motorcycle forum and recieved 100% backing from other posters.

I have a feeling that had he posted his experience on this site the responses backing him would've been far less than 100%.

**Tank** · 7th December 2007, 08:50

To honor the first HTFU day:

I just made my kids cry for holding me the fuck up for work.

My wife told me off for making the kids cry. I told her to get a job.

Today Im doing performance appraisals for my staff (Im betting that they wish they wernt scheduled for HTFU day). I wont be content unless I make 30% of them cry.

When I get home - Im going to throw out every floppy cucumber I can find.