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  1. 7th December 2007, 00:53 #1
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    99 bottleshish of beers on da walllllll

    well ive just been out on the piss..severly

    so excuse in advancide my speeling mistakes,

    i paid fucking $13.50 for a jagermoiseter and red bull

    was gunna tell them to fuck off but they had already made it and i aint a jew.

    but fuck

    they are probably paying about 1.50 per can for the redbull maybe 2 bucks,,,, and a smidgen of jagermeistor woirth maxxxxx 50cents.

    so we will say mqx out 2.50 and they are selling for 13.50...fuck me did i buy the glass tooo?

    like what the fuck. i'm gunna open a bar rrrr fucking hondurrrr cbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    ive had way toooooo much alcromahol ...bry bryee


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    A yagga and redbull or vodka and redbull in the UK is aproximately 6 pounds outside of london and probably closer to 8 - 10 pounds.

    Becuase you are drunk, i will convert thsi for you, £6 is around £15.78 NZ dollars and £10 pounds is currently $26.30 new zealand dollars, Count yourself lucky as the average wage over here is only £16,000 pounds per year

    on a side note, Petrol is currently sitting at £1.05 or TWO DOLLARS AND SIXTY ONE CENTS!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cibby View Post
    A yagga and redbull or vodka and redbull in the UK is aproximately 6 pounds outside of london and probably closer to 8 - 10 pounds.

    Becuase you are drunk, i will convert thsi for you, £6 is around £15.78 NZ dollars and £10 pounds is currently $26.30 new zealand dollars, Count yourself lucky as the average wage over here is only £16,000 pounds per year

    on a side note, Petrol is currently sitting at £1.05 or TWO DOLLARS AND SIXTY ONE CENTS!!!!

    time to leave london luv!

    bugger that

    but still i'm jus saying the profit on one drink is massive!

    that was my first drink and i still payed it...it's not like you can say no.
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    If I may respectfully ask what Jews have got to do with your problems, drinking or otherwise?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post

    that was my first drink and i still payed it...it's not like you can say no.
    So you had one drink and you're in this kinda state?(you obviousely didn't pay for another)
    Its not like you to pay for a drink - you must be jewish
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    Quote Originally Posted by westie View Post
    So you had one drink and you're in this kinda state?(you obviousely didn't pay for another)
    Its not like you to pay for a drink - you must be jewish
    nononono i paid for the one...then each of the boys bought rounds and me also...and i had a shot....

    sooooo 5 drinks and a shot....

    and more jager when i got home....

    i cant have much alcohol LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    well ive just been out on the piss..severly

    so excuse in advancide my speeling mistakes,

    i paid fucking $13.50 for a jagermoiseter and red bull

    was gunna tell them to fuck off but they had already made it and i aint a jew.

    but fuck

    they are probably paying about 1.50 per can for the redbull maybe 2 bucks,,,, and a smidgen of jagermeistor woirth maxxxxx 50cents.

    so we will say mqx out 2.50 and they are selling for 13.50...fuck me did i buy the glass tooo?

    like what the fuck. i'm gunna open a bar rrrr fucking hondurrrr cbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    ive had way toooooo much alcromahol ...bry bryee


    bewlow....

    lolz fooking HAROW EEE!

    ever thought of getting a job that pays enough so paying for a drink isnt a big deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post

    i cant have much alcohol LOL
    Oh deary me...my poor lil skiddy's as pissed as a chook...

    what was the occasion, or excuse for this mighty piss up?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    mighty piss up
    lol .
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Oh deary me...my poor lil skiddy's as pissed as a chook...

    what was the occasion, or excuse for this mighty piss up?

    flatmates in army...where u going...to get on the piss with army mates.....WAIT FOR MEEEEE

    thats prettymuch it lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    flatmates in army...where u going...to get on the piss with army mates.....WAIT FOR MEEEEE

    thats prettymuch it lol
    HA...Army? Pfffffttt...

    You wanna try drinking with Navy guys...Now, that would have been some serious drinking...

    Oh hang on, maybe you shouldn't actually...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    In my day you drank flagons. None of this lolly water that gives you a blinder.

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