Home alone!!!

**Mom** · 8th December 2007, 15:58

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

lol. Walking down is bad pissed!!!

Walking up hill steadily for a kilometre or so, under the influence is really bad. Had to stop for a rest half way home. There were some road cones around a small bit of seal repair that in my inebrieated state I took a fancy to.

for some reason. Attempted to navigate my way home with this very heavy, cumbersome trophy! Gave up, and abandoned my prize. Had to laugh the next day when I went down the road, obviously someone had been having a bit of fun

Originally Posted by Toaster

Ah, love, true love!!!

Tis a wonderful thing to behold

**Usarka** · 8th December 2007, 16:02

Haha road cones. the most prized of treasure to the inebriated.

**Mom** · 8th December 2007, 16:09

Originally Posted by Usarka

Haha road cones. the most prized of treasure to the inebriated.

I have heard tell of a bloke that once hired a van, selected a sober driver, and went out on the sauce with a bunch of his mates. These mates managed to get this friend of theirs in a state where he had no recollection of things the next morning.

Imagine how pleased he was in the morning to discover that said rental van was parked in his driveway, fully laden with these wonderful prizes......LOL

He blamed the sober driver for this problem, I might add

I have matured a tiny bit since

**ElCoyote** · 8th December 2007, 16:21

Originally Posted by Mom

Farting is so yesterday!

Best to do something that really makes you shine, belch like you mean it, failing that, fart like a Dray!

*of course I dont do either*

Even the queen farts don't you know.........sorry Phillip just told me she fluffs

**Colapop** · 8th December 2007, 16:27

Does one fart or exfoliate the gaseous expulsions of ones body?

**Trudes** · 8th December 2007, 17:01

This is really bad now that I think about it, but when I lived in Hamilton we were in town and on the pissed walk home stopped in to get burgers at a burger bar, sat outside and ate them, they were so awful that we decided we'd take the picnic table home as revenge for feeding us shit. Any street sign or Real Estate sign would do too. Jesus we were evil.

**Number One** · 8th December 2007, 17:38

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

This is really bad now that I think about it, but when I lived in Hamilton we were in town and on the pissed walk home stopped in to get burgers at a burger bar, sat outside and ate them, they were so awful that we decided we'd take the picnic table home as revenge for feeding us shit. Any street sign or Real Estate sign would do too. Jesus we were evil.

It would seem that your actions may well have been the sole inspiration for ALL those businesses out there who have nailed, screwed and chained all their outdoor tables, chairs and other bits and bobs down - You are a naughty one Mrs Kendog

I must say I have 'borrowed' my fair share of street and road signs in the past...though looking back I recognise how terribly immature it all was I did have a crap load of fun doing it

**deanohit** · 8th December 2007, 17:39

Originally Posted by Number One

It would seem that your actions may well have been the sole inspiration for ALL those businesses out there who have nailed, screwed and chained all their outdoor tables, chairs and other bits and bobs down - You are a naughty one Mrs Kendog

Yea, ruined all the fun for us younger folk, it's not cool walking around with bolt cutters when on the turps!

**Number One** · 8th December 2007, 17:41

Originally Posted by deanohit

Yea, ruined all the fun for us younger folk, it's not cool walking around with bolt cutters when on the turps!

True and lycra jumpsuits just don't have terribly suitable pockets for carrying said bolt cutters either...do they?

**deanohit** · 8th December 2007, 17:45

Originally Posted by Number One

True and lycra jumpsuits just don't have terribly suitable pockets for carrying said bolt cutters either...do they?

What the hell? Where did the lycra come from?

So not me, leather on the other hand........

**Number One** · 8th December 2007, 17:52

Originally Posted by deanohit

What the hell? Where did the lycra come from?

So not me, leather on the other hand........

Says the old woman...I thought lycra was all the rage with you 'younger folk' - seems to be making a real comeback down this way YICK! Ok on some but really quite heinous on many!

**Mom** · 8th December 2007, 17:55

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

This is really bad now that I think about it, but when I lived in Hamilton we were in town and on the pissed walk home stopped in to get burgers at a burger bar, sat outside and ate them, they were so awful that we decided we'd take the picnic table home as revenge for feeding us shit. Any street sign or Real Estate sign would do too. Jesus we were evil.

Not evil love.........normal springs to mind. I feel so sorry for the young'uns today. Far canal, the fun police are everywhere!!!

Was just talking to Maha about this tonight. There were 3 homicides in NZ last night! I remember the Basset Road Murders! Jorgenson, for those that want to google! That was SO HUGE!!!!!!!

Now 3 a night!

I feel a thread coming on...(3) for Hitcher, who has refrained from responding to my taunts!......LOL

**deanohit** · 8th December 2007, 17:56

Originally Posted by Number One

Says the old woman...I thought lycra was all the rage with you 'younger folk' - seems to be making a real comeback down this way YICK! Ok on some but really quite heinous on many!

Oh ok, well I'm not that young, and I'm more of a country lad, jeans and tee for me!

Now wheres Daisy?