Fanuary

[Number One]

Oh and special bonus, "it" cannot be touched for about 2 days without the owner wincing in pain...

Crikey...just quietly I'd suggest you go to another salon! 2 days...what a waste of all that perfectly smooth and silky period

I was told that I shouldn't swim in public pools or rivers for 5 days as the pores are still open and because of all the possible greeblies in the water ....but waiting for sex for two days...doubt it!

Ya just wanna take your new bits out for a ride (pardon the pun)

AND....It certainly isn't as bad as I was expecting the first time (definately not as bad as childbirth!) and I can say that it is definately worth the effort...plus again just quietly - it gets easier and actually almost a bit enjoyable...does that make me a masochist?

Wax n Lazer in Welly are da bomb! Would recommend to ALL - I think they are franchise. Great chicks, very professional and they do seem to have the technique down....arr arrr arrr

OH and apparently they have the exclusive rights to the 'special wax' as they apparently developed it specifically...it looks like pink icing...

[Number One]

The pain of childbirth is the short sharp kick before the pain(good pain) of loving your children forever!

What do you mean SHORT?...YOu were there man! I don't call 10 months of nausea (and other ailments) followed by a full day of full blown labour short

007XX - RESPECT! I couldn't make it through without an Epi...but did end up going most of the way as the 'learner driver' who tried to do it the first two times (over the course of 3 hours) failed miserably and only managed to put my feet to sleep....bloody hilarious when they told me to get off the bed and go loo - yeah right!

[Big Dan]

suddenly movenmber seems so bland...

how about Movember with a twist - if you get my drift

[Lteejay]

I officially challenge you to a sack and crack duel...

I'm sure your darling wife will be delighted with the result!

Haha - love it.

[Lteejay]

Crikey...just quietly I'd suggest you go to another salon! 2 days...what a waste of all that perfectly smooth and silky period

Yep gotta agree with that. Check out another place - if its that sore for two days, they are doing it wrong.


And no - I'm not keen on baring all for the cause, or rather hiding all for the cause as the case may be. Hats off to those that do though - good on ya.

[007XX]

You're on!
Though as you said eariler you don't want to provide any photographic proof so how's this gunna work?

Bump!
Come on then. Though I haven't yet experienced the pain you refer to the risk doesn't really compare to the close proximity of a cold extremely sharp surgical stainless steel blade.

Sorry, no internet at home yet, so have to wait to be at work to play again
And of course you're on smartypants ...I just got to allow for the Bermuda Triangle to grow back after the savage attack it endured from Mr Gillette over the weekend!

and re: phtographic proof...I'd say our other halves can be witnesses to the deed having been done. I trust your wife!

The pain of childbirth is the short sharp kick before the pain(good pain) of loving your children forever!

Short and sharp my arse!!!! Since when is 14 hours worth of kick in the nuts every 5 mins short????? Oh I hope you feel every rip of that wax...

...just quietly I'd suggest you go to another salon! 2 days...what a waste of all that perfectly smooth and silky period

but waiting for sex for two days...doubt it!
Ya just wanna take your new bits out for a ride (pardon the pun)

Yeah, I guess I should hunt around for someone a bit more decent...that last one I had definitely ripped my confidence to bits (quite literally :sick)...If anyone knows someone who does that well on the North Shore, please let me know as it looks like I'm going to need it!

What do you mean SHORT?...YOu were there man! I don't call 10 months of nausea (and other ailments) followed by a full day of full blown labour short

007XX - RESPECT! I couldn't make it through without an Epi...but did end up going most of the way as the 'learner driver' who tried to do it the first two times (over the course of 3 hours) failed miserably and only managed to put my feet to sleep....bloody hilarious when they told me to get off the bed and go loo - yeah right!

Oh dear!!! I guess I have a reasonably high pain threshold then...Dad's serious disciplinary wacks may have had something to do with it! Funny thing is though, you tend to forget somewhat about the pain after a while, don't you?

And please, kick your man in the nuts for me, will ya?

[Sully60]

Short and sharp my arse!!!! Since when is 14 hours worth of kick in the nuts every 5 mins short????? Oh I hope you feel every rip of that wax...

Pardon me,

But at what stage did I question the actual experience of childbirth? As I stated earlier that’s an argument a man cannot win. I did underestimate how long held are the feelings of mothers about this and thus thought the relativity of my statement was inferred. And I did say sharp now didn’t I?

I suppose I looked at it from my own viewpoint as I do have an extremely high tolerance to physical pain (try having no skin on one of your legs and daily dressings for three weeks)
But none of this can compare to the pain I feel in my heart when I see my son struggling with his disability (put clearly into perspective by the plight of other less fortunate) and I know this will be with him for his entire life.

And please, kick your man in the nuts for me, will ya?

Okay honey just bump that little purse you’ve got against your desk every now and then, that should do the trick!

Anyway enough of the “he said, she said bullshit” Quote F. Durst 1999.
If we’re going to engage in such a challenge I believe that a charity should benefit from it.
Maybe the Britney Spears Mirkin fund as mentioned earlier somewhere on KB?

But seriously, I don’t know for sure if the Fanurary things is for real, but me thinks not. So would you be interested in raising some money via sponsorship for a charity of your choice, and in saying that why not invite other people to do the same?

And please, kick your man in the nuts for me, will ya?

Okay, okay, I get the point!
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"Be kind whenever possible...it is always possible"
Dalai Lama

[MSTRS:Me]

.... thinking maybe now I'll leave it be....

That's the general idea...

[007XX]

Pardon me,
......
But none of this can compare to the pain I feel in my heart when I see my son struggling with his disability (put clearly into perspective by the plight of other less fortunate) and I know this will be with him for his entire life.

Uummmm...it was meant very much tongue in cheek Sully, would have thought you'd have understood that. Didn't mean any offence, and I certainly can only imagine and sympathise on how you feel about your boy . Children are the most precious thing there is, aren't they?

But seriously, I don’t know for sure if the Fanurary things is for real, but me thinks not. So would you be interested in raising some money via sponsorship for a charity of your choice, and in saying that why not invite other people to do the same?

I would say it is quite real. Was advertised a couple of days ago on the radio. And no sorry, will do a few things for charity (already do), but certainly am not attracted to the idea of waxing my privates for money...This was only meant as a friendly challenge between us...I guess the humour of it got lost along the way.

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[Sully60]

Uummmm...it was meant very much tongue in cheek Sully, would have thought you'd have understood that. Didn't mean any offence, and I certainly can only imagine and sympathise on how you feel about your boy . Children are the most precious thing there is, aren't they?



I would say it is quite real. Was advertised a couple of days ago on the radio. And no sorry, will do a few things for charity (already do), but certainly am not attracted to the idea of waxing my privates for money...This was only meant as a friendly challenge between us...I guess the humour of it got lost along the way.

You're right on all count's there, now I feel stink so I'll just go crawl back into my hole and talk techo shit about bikes instead

[007XX]

You're right on all count's there, now I feel stink so I'll just go crawl back into my hole and talk techo shit about bikes instead

Eh, that don't mean I don't think of you and Number One as my buddies...

C'mere you two... Luv ya lots!!!!

[Sully60]

Eh, that don't mean I don't think of you and Number One as my buddies...

C'mere you two... Luv ya lots!!!!

I know, I just got a bit carried away, I do that from time to time.

But I'm still up for your challenge!

[007XX]

I know, I just got a bit carried away, I do that from time to time.

But I'm still up for your challenge!

Can't blame you, I obviously hit a nerve there, so i should be the one apologising.

Anyway, ready for a challenge, eh? Sounds like a plan...me thinks that instead of pics, we should have a sound recording of the said event...should turn out to be way funnier! Can we actually post a recording on here?

[Sully60]

Can't blame you, I obviously hit a nerve there, so i should be the one apologising.

Not at all V, Number One and I don't argue much at all, so someone got it, I'm truly sorry it was you in this case, now where are all those tech heads who're asking for a good serve!

Anyway, ready for a challenge, eh? Sounds like a plan...me thinks that instead of pics, we should have a sound recording of the said event...should turn out to be way funnier! Can we actually post a recording on here?

Sounds good (pun intended)
I've got access to a sound meter, loudest yelp loses? Frequency difference taken into account.(mine might be a bit higher that yours)

[007XX]

Sounds good (pun intended)
I've got access to a sound meter, loudest yelp loses? Frequency difference taken into account.(mine might be a bit higher that yours)

He he, now you're talking...Oh and maybe a swear words count as well!!! I promise to keep mine in english only to facilitate said counting...It would be a darn sight easier if we were in the same town though...You both wouldn't happen to be coming up to orkland at some stage, would you?