Genital piercings, what do you guys think?

**Luckylegs** · 13th December 2007, 10:51

Originally Posted by SpeedyGirl

...and you can get attachments

Can ya get a "buffing wheel" That might encourage more regular bike cleaning........

**terbang** · 13th December 2007, 10:52

I once had a genital piercing. When I was 18 I was helping repair a 6 wire fence and we had the wires all strained up and I was stapling them onto a post. The wire snapped and the high speed pointy end pierced through my left thigh, saw a bit of daylight before going straight through my ball bag, more daylight, before burying itself in my right butt cheek. Made me eyes water a bit but I survived with, two kids later, no real permanant damage. I havent really bothered with any more since then...

**Paul in NZ** · 13th December 2007, 11:15

Yeah - I had a bloody big piercing a couple of weeks back as well with a scaplel and ya know - it was not erotic at all

**sunhuntin** · 13th December 2007, 11:29

ive had one guy who was pierced... wont go into detail cos i cant fully remember what he had, but it was the most awkward sex ive ever had! spent most of the time "unhooking" him for a smooth entry. PITA. looked good though.

**MSTRS:Me** · 13th December 2007, 11:33

Why would anyone want to whack metal bits through their old fella, I don't know.

Lip plates, now...

**Freakshow** · 13th December 2007, 11:45

Originally Posted by tri boy

Got my own home DIY kit.

Step 1. Consume 1/2 bottle of Vodka.

Step 2. Stretch appropriate piece of meat.

Step 3. Choose suitable size hole. (real men use the big one).

Step 4. WHACK!

Step 5. Spray area with Brakeclean, and wipe up blood.

I tried to peirce my nipple once! Heated a needle up real hot and two pairs or pliers and a bit of force I thought it would have worked. NO. Needle bent???

and burnt a nice line on chest! I later got a professional to help!

**Oakie** · 13th December 2007, 11:52

La la la la la la .... thinking of a happy place, a happy place, a happy place....

Ha ha. Something has just occured to me. Imagine the embarrasment of setting off a metal detector at the airport and then having to show some crusty old customs dragon that it's just a bolt through yer knob and really isn't a concealed weapon (well not a very big weapon anyway).

**deanohit** · 13th December 2007, 12:25

Originally Posted by Oakie

Ha ha. Something has just occured to me. Imagine the embarrasment of setting off a metal detector at the airport and then having to show some crusty old customs dragon that it's just a bolt through yer knob and really isn't a concealed weapon (well not a very big weapon anyway).

Bwahahahahaha, well I wasn't thinking of getting one, and that just reinforces my thinking!

**Hitcher** · 13th December 2007, 12:25

I don't understand piercings. Just like I don't understand other forms of bodily "tagging", such as tattoos, branding, gouging and other practices I am unaware of.

The psychology of this baffles me. I say that from my point of view as somebody who has been stared at for nearly 40 years because of my physical appearance. Somebody who has more scars than a clear-felled forest. Somebody whose face looks like it was applied by a Parkinson's Disease sufferer using a shovel. Somebody who has not removed his shirt in public since he was 17. Why would somebody who had a reasonably "tidy" body want to willingly disfigure it? Or use tax-paid income to pay for the priviledge?

And then why pay to stick stuff where the sun doesn't shine? Like a bolt up or through one's knob, or barbed wire through one's labia?

If you get off on pain, I would have thought that voting Labour would have been sufficient for even the grimmest masochist, without doing something permanently disfiguring.

I do not understand this.

**Luckylegs** · 13th December 2007, 12:29

Originally Posted by Oakie

La la la la la la .... thinking of a happy place, a happy place, a happy place....

Ha ha. Something has just occured to me. Imagine the embarrasment of setting off a metal detector at the airport and then having to show some crusty old customs dragon that it's just a bolt through yer knob and really isn't a concealed weapon (well not a very big weapon anyway).

I should think the obvious answer to any self respecting Motorcyclist (or at least Sprotsbike rider), would be.....

Do they come in Carbon fibre ???????

**Paul in NZ** · 13th December 2007, 13:28

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I do not understand this.

Which is sufficient reason for them to want to do it....

**MSTRS:Me** · 13th December 2007, 14:11

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I don't understand ... Or use tax-paid income to pay for the priviledge?

Betta to ewes it for speiling lessens eh Hitch?

**2up3dom** · 13th December 2007, 14:15

ive had my eyebrow labret nose 3 times and my ears all the way up my bellybutton still got my tongue and both nipples done have thought about geting my outer labia pierced but cant go without sex for long enough for it too heal properlu unfortunately

**Hitcher** · 13th December 2007, 14:26

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Betta to ewes it for speiling lessens eh Hitch?

Originally Posted by 2up3dom

ive had my eyebrow labret nose 3 times and my ears all the way up my bellybutton still got my tongue and both nipples done have thought about geting my outer labia pierced but cant go without sex for long enough for it too heal properlu unfortunately

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