Sounds a way more inconvenient way than the usual penile enlargement method: buying a ridiculously fast and expensive car...Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
You made the right choice, me thinks!!!
What ever floats your boat But its not for me!
NO WAY I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!
I like them but wouldnt get them done
Im thinking about it.
I got mine pierced already 
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Sounds a way more inconvenient way than the usual penile enlargement method: buying a ridiculously fast and expensive car...
You made the right choice, me thinks!!!
parting of the sensory
Just imagine the possibilities!
Get a half-dozen of varying shapes'n'sizes, and you could play tunes when you piss!
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When I got my tongue done (was still at school... so... 7 years ago) I was working as a checkout supervisor & piercings were not allowed, not even tongues... & it wasnt allowed at school.... my dad didnt know... (mum knew before I got it done but told me not to do it & I wasnt allowed to cuz if you have a pierced tongue it meant you were a slut and gave good head?!... bwahahaha!! I got it anyway)
anyhow... on with the story... my work never noticed cuz I spoke normal & didnt play with it etc... mum was ok about it after I had it done cuz I didnt speak funny & I put plastic balls on the bar (to protect teeth) dad didnt notice for about 6 months until I was singing one night & he saw it...
I always forget that I have my tongue pierced, so used to it being there its like its not... lol... If I take it out to change/clean bars/balls etc... It feels really really really weird...!!
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I thought the average Kiwi man came standard with those...
One, two free, floor!
Imagine the options on a blowjob then! Hitting the high notes would be easy enough too... cover all the holes and...Just imagine the possibilities!
Get a half-dozen of varying shapes'n'sizes, and you could play tunes when you piss!
BLOW!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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I know what you mean...On the day I had it done, my tongue didn't swell that much at all, and so I was able to eat just fine, except for the huge barbell they'd put in, maybe in anticipation for a lot more swelling...I felt like a crocodile with a tree trunk stuck in its mouth
But after that, oh the fun we ....i mean, I had !!!
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Hmmmmm, yep, that would help...Not sure your arteries would thank you for it however...
Feel.
The.
Love.
So, Your Randomness...any randomly placed piercing we should know about?
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Genital - nah, don't and never will understand that. At your age I am sure you can find better things to put around it
When I was about your age I told my mum I was getting my ear done - she said 'over her dead body' so I went straight out and did it! Pushing 43 now and still wear a sleeper in each ear 24/7, forget they are there most of the time until I meet someone new who comments (wife's work function recently).
My kids friends always comment the first time - 'hey you've got earrings' I respond 'I used to be a pirate'. Normally ends any more comment!
There's some neat stuff about and so very strange ones as well. I do find it odd that the more they have in their face the less they appear to want people to look.
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Mmm, pies. And mashed potatoes, gnahhh.
Oh well. I'm brewing up some activity for 2008 that should see my arteries doing just fine and dandy.
Ask BarBender what my heartrate was at after the squat sets on Sunday.
It involves weight class competition, too, so the handles will have to shrink.
No, I'm unpierced. I'm keen, though. I might start with a tame single earlobe number soon and just... take it from there.
Dunno about a Prince Albert, though. I like being able to take a leak and hit the ceiling.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
BBNDR
You did well bro.
You got game for someone who's been out of it for 7 years.
See ya Sunday.
e mare libertas
Yup!
Right, I'm off to thoroughly munt myself under some metal.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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We're only trying to make you feel better about yourself...I thought the average Kiwi man came standard with those...
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YAY!!! Awesome stuff...I like seeing my friends healthy...means a bit more guarantees taht I'll have them around for longer!Mmm, pies. And mashed potatoes, gnahhh.
Oh well. I'm brewing up some activity for 2008 that should see my arteries doing just fine and dandy.
Ask BarBender what my heartrate was at after the squat sets on Sunday.
It involves weight class competition, too, so the handles will have to shrink.And I bet Stickchick won't mind the trimming of said handles too...
No, I'm unpierced. I'm keen, though. I might start with a tame single earlobe number soon and just... take it from there.
Dunno about a Prince Albert, though. I like being able to take a leak and hit the ceiling.Where the heck is my imagination's delete button...
Hun, I need all kinds of help, but that one, I could have done without..
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Ummm..... wouldn't covering all the holes give you the LOW notes?Imagine the options on a blowjob then! Hitting the high notes would be easy enough too... cover all the holes and...
BLOW!
Anyway the quote was " Suck Mary-Jane! Suck! Blow is only a figure of speech!"
So if you suck instead of blow, maybe the holes should be covered........... Stuff it. You work it out. I'm not into wind instruments.
I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I always was.
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