FOR SALE: ZXR250A2, with blown motor

[FilthyLuka]

Your sig is a damn fine example of irony

no hard feelings Mark lol

Really? your avatar is a.... a...

Shit, i got nothing

[skidMark]

You an MTA assured mechanic? cause from the state of your bikes i wouldn't even let you THINK about anything mechanicall

Mr "my bike shat its crank bearing"

thats why i was a scooter and chinese bike mechanic for 3 years aye....what the fuck would i know.

it was an offer to help if somebody wanted to buy it with no mechanical knowledge.

your obviously not genuinely interested.

so stop shit stirring.

starting to fuck me off.

[FilthyLuka]

thats why i was a scooter and chinese bike mechanic for 3 years aye....

i don't even need to say anything me thinks...

anywho, i've had my fun, good luck with that sale

[SwanTiger]

Who gives a fuck what you cunts think, I've already sold it for $1,500 as is, a very quick $500 for picking up a bike and dropping it off to its new dumb ass owner.

Especially considering I can get one of my boys to do it and they're on $15 an hour.

2 hour job = $30
Diesel for truck = $20
My time = who cares
profit = $450

That = 21 boxes of steinies

Merry Xmas to you too. Dicks.

[westie]

Keep true to your new ways mark. I have watched this thread and am impressed with your maturity(apart from the mother, dad, sister calls)

[skidMark]

hmmmmm

still waiting on that money SwanTiger.

[skidMark]

Keep true to your new ways mark. I have watched this thread and am impressed with your maturity(apart from the mother, dad, sister calls)

If i keep it up, will you have my illigitimate love children?

[tommorth]

i rekon for somone with some sembalance of mechanical knowlege this would be a bloody gd quick project its really not hard to swap a motor it can only go together one way

[westie]

If i keep it up, will you have my illigitimate love children?

If you keep it up I heard it eventually hurts!

[skidMark]

i rekon for somone with some sembalance of mechanical knowlege this would be a bloody gd quick project its really not hard to swap a motor it can only go together one way

considering i will put the new motor in for free.

anybody can buy it.

[marty]

the time you spend arguing with people on here, then putting a new engine in would be better spent LOOKING FOR A FUCKING JOB.

realistically, you'll spend at least 40 hours start to finish to fit/tune an engine on your own. a real job could earn, even you mark, $500.

but then again, this is a really entertaining thread

[marty]

have you applied for the 2 motorcycle parts positions that took me 30 seconds to find on Tardme yet?

or the car groomer at $15/hr? (hell even YOU can't fuck that one up)

or the delivery truck driver for $15-$19/hr and take the truck home? (ie you don't need transport)

i doubt it.

[skidMark]

why do you think i am selling the bike?

to buy a commuter car so i can get a job....

then save up.

and buy an 06/07 zx10r.

[EJK]

really? lol

[marty]

So this is a day in Mark's life as I see it:

Get up around 9 or 10.
Make a coffee
Check Kiwibiker.
Place an ad to sell broken shit for as much as possible.
Claim to be looking for work.
Have another coffee.
Trick self into believing that selling said shit will make it all better, and the job offers will come rolling in.
Talk shit on KB
Have another coffee.
Wonder why no-one wants his thashed and now broken (probably terminally) shit.
Talk more shit on KB. And probably NZD.
Stay up all night wondering when the offers of work paying $20/hr are going to start rolling in.
Thinks about going out on the town, but Oh that's right - I haven't got any money cause that job I'm going to get next week after I've sold my scrap metal and bought a car from the auctions for $50, hasn't yet given me my first pay packet. And anyway, mum wants me to stay home and wash the dishes.
Get to bed about 1am.
Do it all again tomorrow......