Well fuck that, too much like a full time job, I'd rather stay single.Originally Posted by Edbear
Wherever I may roam
Well fuck that, too much like a full time job, I'd rather stay single.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Rest In Peace
Aw C'mon...no pain, no gain!Well fuck that, too much like a full time job, I'd rather stay single.Ya give up too easy...
Wherever I may roam
Yep, all pain for a little gain!Aw C'mon...no pain, no gain!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Rest In Peace
That's what many reckon about childbirth, but you're still here, aren't ya?Yep, all pain for a little gain!
Wherever I may roam
And my mum reminds me of it constantly!That's what many reckon about childbirth, but you're still here, aren't ya?
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
There's no justice... just us
I must be difficult to please then... beer needs to be added to that equation!!HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
Rest In Peace
And so she should...she made a pretty good job of you! The woman deserves an award, and your undivided love forevermore (which I'm sure you give her, cos you're such a good man).And my mum reminds me of it constantly!
Forum whore
That's what many reckon about childbirth, but you're still here, aren't ya?
"You must spread..."
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
I must be too easy. All she has to do is walk in the room naked and I forget about food, beer, whatever I was doing at the time, my name, the date...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Rest In Peace
"You must spread..."
Same here...except that mine is a man (Duh), and he has all the qualities required as well (except he's not a cook, and he's not rich butI must be too easy. All she has to do is walk in the room naked and I forget about food, beer, whatever I was doing at the time, my name, the date...)...I guess I'm just a very lucky girl
Wherever I may roam
You know what the bitchsaid to me the other day when I told her I was coming down to see her for christmas?
'Great, the woodsheds empty, I'll go sharpen the chainsaw for you'!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Forum whore
Same here...except that mine is a man (Duh), and he has all the qualities required as well (except he's not a cook, and he's not rich but
Well, I can cook, but last night I said it was so warm I felt like stripping off and wandering around naked myself and she burst out laughing hysterically...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Special Project
I know. I can't bear the thought of a woman touching my power tools either... or did I miss the point?You know what the bitch
'Great, the woodsheds empty, I'll go sharpen the chainsaw for you'!
Hehehe, anyway, this says it all...
You only need two tools in life:
Duct tape if it moves and it shouldn't.
WD-40 if it doesn't move and it should.
Brute force and ignorance always prevails.
Failure comes from too little brute force, or
too little ignorance.
Sir Cumference
...and Eve was no prime rib...
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Rest In Peace
Oooooooohhh, I like your mom...sounds like something I'd say to my own son...You know what the bitch
'Great, the woodsheds empty, I'll go sharpen the chainsaw for you'!
*non commital giggle*Well, I can cook, but last night I said it was so warm I felt like stripping off and wandering around naked myself and she burst out laughing hysterically...
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