Some of my favourite Films.
The Castle
Good bye Pork pie
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tommy
Quadraphenia
Dumbo
Fantasia
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Some of my favourite Films.
The Castle
Good bye Pork pie
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Tommy
Quadraphenia
Dumbo
Fantasia
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Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
Snatch
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Blazing Saddles: "Damn upity nigger, gone hit me in the head with a shovel" & "Right then, the little bastard shot me in the ass."
You only need two tools in life:
Duct tape if it moves and it shouldn't.
WD-40 if it doesn't move and it should.
Brute force and ignorance always prevails.
Failure comes from too little brute force, or
too little ignorance.
Try and see Savage Honeymoon,good cheesy humour,and see what happens when a gas bottle is chucked on the fire.![]()
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
And now for something completely different:
~ I heart Huckabees
~ Evil Dead 3 Army of Darkness
~ Tenacious D and The Pick Of Destiny
...and while I'm ona Mel Brooks kick,
History of the World, Part 1
Mel: "I'm a stand up philosopher"
DPB Bag: "You mean a bullshit artist"
Mel: "Yes, okay, I'm a bullshit artist"
DPB Bag: "Have you bulshitted today?"
"Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
- Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
But I shoot with this hand.
Not so much whole movies for me but parts remain memorable for me laughing until I twisted uncontrollably in my seat and tears streamed down my face.
In no particular order:
Porky's: The scene where the guy sticks his dick through a hole into the girls changing room and the gym teacher grabs it then the following scene where the boys are being told off by the principal.
Life of Brian: The scene where Pontius Pilate (who has a lisp) is offering to free a criminal
Dumb and Dumber: the scene where the guy is on the toilet. Similar stuff done in other movies but this one just took it to a new level.
The Meaning of Life: Mr Creosote (vomiting guy in the restaurant).
Grow older but never grow up
New:
Borat
Hot Fuzz - "If you want to play the big man in town fuck off down the model village"
The Producers - 'Spingtime for Hitler' just cracks me up
Old:
Pink Panther - Av u a lisence for zat minky? & Kato hiding in the fridge
Life of Brian
Blazing Saddles
One movie - Top Secret.
Why?
"He's just a little horse"
"I know a little german, he is sitting over there"
"Nice work chocolate mousse."
And who can forget skeet surfing, and the Anal Intruder.
Police Acadamy "Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole."
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Some like it Hot....
...mmmm Marylin....mmmm I would fu#k her...but I aint into necra-necro-nech oh shit screwing the dead!
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Forrest Gump
" Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
"I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
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