Splitting...

**ManDownUnder** · 18th December 2007, 15:17

Yes - another splitting thread... but one with a slight difference. Every summer I notice splitting gets a lot more pleasurable. Riding along throught he cars with all the nice people crawling along in traffic they get hot in the cars and tend to be wearing... "not so much" shall we say.

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me...

**janno** · 18th December 2007, 15:30

why is lady cleavage of any sort a lovely sight, and men's bum cleavage enough to make you loose your lunch? And no, I am not gay, cheerful or even remotely jolly but even so, the above question I often ponder.

PS when I'm lane splitting, I'm busy watching the friggin cars n trucks with furrowed brow and gritted teeth, no extra brain space to go window shopping!

**Skyryder** · 18th December 2007, 15:35

Nothing wrong with a bit of cleavage.

But valleys yuk yuk.

If you have not got it don't flaunt it.

Skyryder

**Kittyhawk** · 18th December 2007, 15:41

Go lane splitting at the Mt over Christmas, you'll get more than just clevage in the mirrors hehe.

Driving around in nothing but a bikini lapping it up getting a tan is the best thing down there! What's even better you dont need to worry when you waltz through the shops, cos anyone who has got it does flaunt it.

Ahh yes home!

**Blue Velvet** · 18th December 2007, 15:42

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Yes - another splitting thread... but one with a slight difference. Every summer I notice splitting gets a lot more pleasurable. Riding along throught he cars with all the nice people crawling along in traffic they get hot in the cars and tend to be wearing... "not so much" shall we say.

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me...

I drove up norf last Friday night only wearing panties on my bottom half cos it was so darn hot. Admittedly I didn't lose the clothing til after Otaki and the traffic was flowing freely by then so no pervy bikers woulda seen, shame

I would rather have been riding

**tri boy** · 18th December 2007, 15:44

A bit off topic, but...a few years back I was Tip Truck driving, and spied a couple in a car, parked just off the road. Situation and location seemed dodgy, so on the return run (after tipping off), I stopped just next to them, and faked answering the ph.

To my surprise mr dodgy was receiving some oral excitement from mrs dodgy.

Nice afternoon rendezvous if you can get it.

**007XX** · 18th December 2007, 15:49

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me...

Why you haven't been voted "Perv" is beyond me...

**James Deuce** · 18th December 2007, 15:56

I'm too busy catching cigarette butts and throwing them back.

**ManDownUnder** · 18th December 2007, 15:59

Originally Posted by janno

why is lady cleavage of any sort a lovely sight, and men's bum cleavage enough to make you loose your lunch? And no, I am not gay, cheerful or even remotely jolly but even so, the above question I often ponder.

Tis a hard one to answer and a hard one to respond to... did I mention it's hard?

**Colapop** · 18th December 2007, 16:02

I hope you are NOT referring to men's butt cleavage making you hard...

**janno** · 18th December 2007, 16:07

just what I was thinking!! But seriously, I wish females had the male ability to get all cheerful at the sight of nearly anything remotely naughty. Or even hinting of naughty. Cos there's plenty of male bum crack and wobbly flesh to be seen about the place - I could be getting lots of happy jollies just about everywhere I look . . .

New Plymouth beaches at summer time aint quite like the Gold Coast.

**Kittyhawk** · 18th December 2007, 16:17

Originally Posted by 007XX

Why you haven't been voted "Perv" is beyond me...

LOL found a more matched description.

**Kittyhawk** · 18th December 2007, 16:19

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Tis a hard one to answer and a hard one to respond to... did I mention it's hard?

Which are we referring to

you only have one brian cell

Originally Posted by Colapop

I hope you are NOT referring to men's butt cleavage making you hard...

Is that the smooth or hairy type?

**more_fasterer** · 18th December 2007, 16:25

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Yes - another splitting thread... but one with a slight difference. Every summer I notice splitting gets a lot more pleasurable. Riding along throught he cars with all the nice people crawling along in traffic they get hot in the cars and tend to be wearing... "not so much" shall we say.

Anyone else notice the remarkable amount of cleavage on show in the side mirrors of cars? I also note the view is best looking into the mirror on the LHS of the car because of the angles involved... you can actually see a lot more.

Or perhaps it really is only me...

I admire your abilities to watch both bosoms and the road at once; me, I have to admire the talent while stationary - even then it's hard, er, I mean difficult, to not fall off!