You don't sound like a clown.
Get an experienced rider to take your bike for a short spin. Rule out at least one variable.
It was very slippery today, though. I ride in all weather, every day -- but today was particularly nasty, as it's been sunny for a long time then all of a sudden it hosed down. Even the, erm, `throttle friendly' 250RS spun up a couple of times trying to get an edge on the cagers off the lights.
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