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    This is fucken crap

    What a laugh. Heard an ad on the radio, "Text a name and subburb" to 4333. We'll tell you all about this person.

    So I texts away Jimmy Mair Papakura to this number and get back the following.

    "Jimmy Mair is involved with Motorad Supersport" eh?! "and is competitive rivals with Chris Sucich. Jay Lawrence thinks that Jimmy is a show off on the road" WTF?!

    Jayracer you little cunt, you're dead!
    Vote David Bain for MNZ president

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    roflcopter!

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    hahhaha Jimmy, your been PUNKED.

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    "Dean is a daredevil that competed in the 2007 Actrix Victoria Motorcycle Club Series with Jarrod Wintle! He's an animal!"

    Bwahahahaha - where do they get this shit ?
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    "Bongo knows Simon ***** from ****** well. He is a well liked, well known guy. Can be a bit materialistic at times. He has a great 2008 coming."

    A BIT MATERIALISTIC? HMMPHH!!!!!!!!!

    I'm totally materialistic, admire my historic house, fine wine collection, talking satnav, high powered computers, oddball motorcycles, bikini model hoes and Merc with bouncy-bouncy suspension.

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    Bongo!

    It's called bongo. This is costing us $3.

    http://www.199bongo.com/USING%20BONGO.htm

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    What's 'text' ?

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    Itz wr u go txt txt snd on ur ph au.

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    Bongo knows Ryan Withers from Taupiri well.Bongo has seen him at the victoria motorcycle club. He loves the outdoors. has a great future...



    who the fuck it bongo???
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    who the fuck it bongo???
    Fuck knows... but he was completely wrong about me...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Itz wr u go txt txt snd on ur ph au.
    I had a mobile phone in 1998.
    I left it there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    I had a mobile phone in 1998.
    I left it there.
    Ah, a telephobe.

    Got just the thing for ya dude, my latest, due for release early in the new year: The Phoneless cord.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Ah, a telephobe.

    Got just the thing for ya dude, my latest, due for release early in the new year: The Phoneless cord.
    Don't need chords either - lately I could get by on the D string of a Bass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Don't need chords either - lately I could get by on the D string of a Bass.
    D's overated. The true ability lies in plucking a G. With your teeth.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    D's overated. The true ability lies in plucking a G. With your teeth.....
    Do you ask the girl first?

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