Fuckin squids in Wanganui letting the side down

[skidMark]

The man has a point - where on the graph does riding a bike morph from outragously dangerous to totally safe??

What is safe as houses to YOU may well appear to others as a screaming 5-alarm life threat eh?

even when i go for a pootle people think i'm suicidal.

mind you

i never really pootle now do i

more like bwarrrrrr 19k shift bwarrrr19k shift bwarrrrrr 19k shift...

it's ever so slightly loud....old man used to say he cld hear me up on the next main road....

which is a good 1km away....and if he was outside he said it sounded like a forula one car winding up thru the gears....

mmmm sexy noise zxr250 with zx9r race can...sexy sexy.

bite me.

[ManDownUnder]

Still on for that morgue tour are we? Would you prefer going while or after you have a pulse?

even when i go for a pootle people think i'm suicidal.

mind you

i never really pootle now do i

more like bwarrrrrr 19k shift bwarrrr19k shift bwarrrrrr 19k shift...

it's ever so slightly loud....old man used to say he cld hear me up on the next main road....

which is a good 1km away....and if he was outside he said it sounded like a forula one car winding up thru the gears....

mmmm sexy noise zxr250 with zx9r race can...sexy sexy.

bite me.

[skidMark]

Still on for that morgue tour are we? Would you prefer going while or after you have a pulse?

back in the day man back in the day...

i'm a lil angel honest....

considering i'm prob not getting my license back till 09....

bollocks...

[toycollector10]

The concept of having my right arm strapped to my
ar*e while the skin graft takes, and the left arm strapped
to my chin while the other graft takes doesn't appeal much.
All you guys wearing running shoes, you usually put your
foot out in a crash, your foot stops, the rest of you keeps
going leaving your foot hanging by the achilles tendon.
Back to the grafts, it gets real exciting when nursy comes
along to wipe your ar*se. She thinks you look real hot...

[Swoop]

Fuck sake, By that logic, Bikes should be banned.

VOTE LABOUR and this CAN happen!!

I've never wanted to be a policeman - I'm not interested in group sex with young drunk women, I think a truncheon is for defense, not as a "toy", I can't stand the idea of a porn-stache on my upper lip, and I wasn't teased at school... Plus, who could live on a cops salary??

You are gonna fit in real well around here!!!!

After all, I can barely can afford to pay for my two Harleys, my Suzuki, my '66 Thunderbird, my hot-rod F100, my 1400sqm section with 4 bedroom house, go to all the rallies etc I can AND still buy beer, times are tough alright...

The tassle budget - don't forget the tassle budget!!!

i never really pootle now do i, more like bwarrrrrr 19k shift

So, the 19k takes 2-2.5 years to earn???

[FilthyLuka]

zxr250 with zx9r race can...

Why?

[dipshit]

Well then, I suggest the next time you see me, You flag me down, and explain what parts of my life are too dangerous for your liking and have to be stopped, after all, Public money is at stake.

At which time, I'll tell ya to get fucked.

Deal?

Fuck sake, By that logic, Bikes should be banned.

Obviously you ain't too bright. If the bean counters one day look at the figures and note that motorcycles as 2% of road users are soaking up 12% of ACC funds, then they just may decide to ban us or something.

Now that would piss me off big-time. The the few idiots and wankers out there could ruin it for the rest of us.

But hey, you're too stupid or lazy to even bother putting a jacket on. Thanks dick-head for making all motorcyclists look like irresponsible idiots.

[James Deuce]

IMO the majority of Motorcyclists operate a vehicle with performance parameters so far beyond the normal scope of understanding for most car-only drivers, that they perceive us all to be "irresponsible idiots".

On another note:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8ZnQ95cKk[/YOUTUBE]

[scumdog]

So, You have total shit job that pays nothing close to what your duties are worth.

Was that your point?

No real point - just a comment.

BUT one thing: Job Security, they ain't laying cops off because nobody commits offences or there's no crime any more.....

After being sat on my arse out of work after 20 years in one industry it's nice to know the gates are unlikely to be locked in THIS job.

[scumdog]

Cadet, recruit, they're all n00bs who wouldn't know a decent wheelie in Wangavegas if it bit them on the left.... eyebrow.

Not even xxxx and xxxx the mono kings before they joined?
and yyy and his mate?

All 30+ years old too...whipper-snappers eh?

[James Deuce]

Especially them. They will have gone soft round the middle and the nearest they've been to a highchair lately is their own squalling brats.

[Headbanger]

Obviously you ain't too bright. If the bean counters one day look at the figures and note that motorcycles as 2% of road users are soaking up 12% of ACC funds, then they just may decide to ban us or something.

Now that would piss me off big-time. The the few idiots and wankers out there could ruin it for the rest of us.

But hey, your too stupid or lazy to even bother putting a jacket on. Thanks dick-head for making all motorcyclists look like irresponsible idiots.

Your living in dreamland if you think the stats on road bike injuries and any potential decisions made by non-bike riders are in any way weighted by the fact I went out yesterday without a jacket on.

Do you see them banning rugby anytime soon?, The single biggest cause of ACC claims.

Do you think they would get away with it?

Loosen up the strap you have around your balls, Live a little, And hit back when shitbags try and shut you down.

I don't care how you think, If you want to claim that makes me "less bright" then yourself, Then more power to you and your tiny little closed mind.

[James Deuce]

Oh for goodness sake, give it a rest.

[jrandom]

At this point, I'd just like to say the following.



Thank you. As you were.

[FilthyLuka]

why does everything need to become a pissing contest...