Your best "Dissing boy racers" story.

[sAsLEX]

Push bikes are too dangerous for him.

thats fuckin ironic coming from you

[Grahameeboy]

i'm always getting smoked by boy racers

I didn't know that Dan was your dealer

[Mr Skid]

thats fuckin ironic coming from you

What can I say, I'm a car magnet!

[White trash]

Here's another good one that I think I posted on here a couple of years back.

Heading to work on Riff raffs SV one day, particularly deserted piece of motorway.......ummm...errrrr....closed road and a fricken Honda Integra draws along side and starts pegging back gears, making heaps of fucken noise. So I thinks "You're history mate" and start winding the SV on in fourth. Making much better noise I might add. You know that feeling you get when ya think you might be about to lose, so you don't wanna look like you're trying to hard. So here's me thrashing the arse off the little 650, hunching a little, but trying not to look like I am, while this bloody ricer car next to me is level pegging. Till about 190, then he starts to drop me off a little. WTF? This is a fricken 1800 Honda for Christs sake. Then it REALLY starts to drop me off!! I mean, it pissed off in a big way. As we're starting to gain on some traffic and both obviously responsible model citizens, I see the Integras brake lights glow and I coast alongside, giving the dude a well deserved thumbs up as I cruise by.

Take a look in the mirrors as I change lanes in front of him and there's an intercooler that looks like it came off the fucken space shuttle draped over the front bumper.

Cheating prick.

[sAsLEX]

Cheating prick.

The art of the "Sleeper"

[Big Dave]

thats fuckin ironic coming from you

No - that's not ironic what would be ironic is if he said.....>insert Alanis Morrisett gag<

[White trash]

I like to think of myself as Iconic.

[merv]

Take a look in the mirrors as I change lanes in front of him and there's an intercooler that looks like it came off the fucken space shuttle draped over the front bumper.

Cheating prick.

Is that what the WBP Gixxer needs to make HP like Shirrifs bike does, a decent turbo? How would you hide the intercooler radiator from the scrutineers though?

[miSTa]

I think some of the biggest f-wits on the open road are over-weight 50 something males in late model commydoors.....

I f'n reckon too, total tossers...

I beg to differ here. Subaru drivers are THE WORST WANKERS on the road!

Sorry dear, Subaru drivers(?) are a close second

[Pumba]

anyway my mate and I decided to stirr them up a bit more and invited them to a race in the main street.

Racing up morrinsvilles main street main st is an acheivement in its self with all it pedestrian tables they have installed in an atempt to pretty the place up.

In fact if you hit those at the right speed you can get quite abit of height, I learnt this when I was a little younger doing the laps, I am also very familiar with Piako Beach if anyone knows the area, however we deffently were not boy racers as the cars I cruised round in were peices of shit and only went "PISH" when we all made the noise out the windows as we changed gears.

[robertydog]

I was diving into kfc when a boy was coming the other way. He didnt want to move out of my way and i wasnt gonna move either. So after a few minutes of the verbal shit i got out of the cage, pull my camera phone and took a photo of him. He laughed and said did i take his good side? I said yea and that the cops will like it too. Well he backed out of there so fast it wasnt funny.
Im inside with the family having my feed and he turns up again wanting apoligise and shake my hand. Greasey fingers and all. Told him to bugger off.

[McJim]

Te Irrirangi Drive, South Auckland. Coming home on my Ducati. Pull up at lights. Boy Racer pulls up in one of them ol' Mazda Rotary things - y'know the ones where they fuck up the timing so it goes Broom...Broom...Broom...Broom when they're trying to idle. I see a cop in the rear view mirror approaching quietly so grab a handful of throttle to raz the racer up a bit. He grins like a maniac and revs his car. Lights change and he's off like a cut cat with a squeal of rubber. Red and blue lights come on on and I gently pull away from the lights and wave as the boy racer pulls over

[Two Smoker]

Is that what the WBP Gixxer needs to make HP like Shirrifs bike does, a decent turbo? How would you hide the intercooler radiator from the scrutineers though?

Nah mate... Jamie Macnair needs to learn how to go around corners...

[R6_kid:Me]

A while back when me and N4CR had 250's we were coming up wairau/glenfield hill and were passed with a loud **waaar-PISH** by a turbo'd integra after dragging each other (comparing A and C model ZXR250's) from the lights, when we got to the next lights i leant over on my bike and said to the guy that his car must have the flu because im sure i heard it snease. Tristan nearly fell off his bike laughing.

[Gubb]

Te Irrirangi Drive, South Auckland. Coming home on my Ducati. Pull up at lights. Boy Racer pulls up in one of them ol' Mazda Rotary things - y'know the ones where they fuck up the timing so it goes Broom...Broom...Broom...Broom when they're trying to idle. I see a cop in the rear view mirror approaching quietly so grab a handful of throttle to raz the racer up a bit. He grins like a maniac and revs his car. Lights change and he's off like a cut cat with a squeal of rubber. Red and blue lights come on on and I gently pull away from the lights and wave as the boy racer pulls over

+80

Amazing.