Old Biker

[Lil_Byte]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

*CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 *
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*CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 *
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*HANDJOB: $10.00 *
**

Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the women serving drinks.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger!" \

[DMNTD:Me]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and
sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a
meagre looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.

[u4ea]

Classic!!!

[Maha]

So how was the cheese burger at the Coroglen?

[DMNTD:Me]

So how was the cheese burger at the Coroglen?

Cheeeeeeeeeeeesie...

[007XX]

Oh that was good...

What about a milkshake?

[Maha]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeesie...

See!...you should always pack a tooth brush.....

[DMNTD:Me]

What about a milkshake?

Shaken,stirred or ummmm....beaten?

[Scouse]

Thats a fuckin old one Chris

[007XX]

Shaken,stirred or ummmm....beaten?

Foamed...Froth is best!

Thats a fuckin old one Chris

Stop being so bloody grumpy!

You just jealous cos you didn't get any cheese, aren't ya?

[Scouse]

How's work then?




I'm still on olliday

[007XX]

How's work then?
I'm still on olliday

And you're in front of a PC? can't be having that much fun then eh?

[Nasty]

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes", "Yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, go and wash your frckn hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

[TOTO]

hahahaha , that is a good one

[YellowDog]

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over The bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole'
biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole' biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".