Why does the population of arrogant men seem to be increasing?

**cowpoos** · 9th January 2008, 10:56

Originally Posted by 007XX

Difference is with me: I make it look good!

(shit, Cowpoos is going to kill me...)

LMFAO!!!!! you think your the best strumpet doll!! I used to find a sexual inuendo when there wasn't one!!

and not to mention I'm taller with a firmer butt!

Originally Posted by 007XX

.....but the majority of the blokes I've met of KB are some of the best representations of good guys I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.

the pleasure was all mine!!

yeah baby!!

**Blue Velvet** · 9th January 2008, 11:33

Originally Posted by FilthyLuka

holy shit balls...

No, i just... oh what the hell, thats ALOT of text ma'am

Pretty much all the sleazy guys seem to have that confidence thing, whilst the genuinely nice ones are busy staring at their pint and talking to a mate to meet anyone new, purely my observation...

Ah, what would a post be with out a story eh? well, here it goes.
Now, this is no bullshit, it actually happened

School girl party was thrown at this one croatian club for a fund raiser, i decide, fuck it would be funny if i come dressed up as a school girl! That'll show them facists for roping me in to working tonight... Well, i was 14 at the time, had long blonde hair that was "super silky" that night thanks to herbal essences (man that stuff smells nice, almost makes me regret wet shaving my head 3 years ago), anyway, put on a tartan skirt, a white shirt and red tie... hmm, wow do i look girlie... enter sister, apply various coloured stuff to face... dont look in the mirror, it would be WAY to fucken funny and i would die of laughter... anyway, so night goes good.

Around 2 AM, mr. drunken slovenian shows up... Im standing at the bar talkin to my bro (big wookie lookin bastard), and slovenian guy starts to chat me up... not even being subtle. Okay, he's drunk and im not exactly masculine, thats fine, "dude you know im a guy right?" "Oh? really? well, you look like a girl so i guess i could manage..." #slovenian looks me up and down# RED LIGHT, hmm, okay, start wondering how much damage this corona bottle would do to ones head, brother has been listening to this whole conversation so he has a empty jack bottle at hand... My sister seemed to catch on to this by now and directed mr. drunken slovenian's attention elsewhere.

She wen't out with him for about a month then he got his sorry arse deported.

Now, i did that once, now i've decided to put less effort into cross dressing and do it appaulingly so that it's atleast OBVIOUS im taking the piss

I suppose the opposite sex gotta deal with this stuff on a more regular basis, must suck...

shit... what was my point again? oh yeah, that novel, really, bling sent purely for the MASS of that thing

Reminds me of this one time, at band camp...

When I was 15 or 16 I went to a party one Saturday night with my dad. He wanted to wear one of my skirts, so I lent him one which was too big for me and fit him. He also borrows one of my shirts and a necklace.

We go to the party and he gets totally wasted. By about 3 or 4am I'm wondering what to do with myself and one of his mates suggests taking the car and going home, which I do.

Next morning my dad walks home around the bays (in Wellington). He has no cash on him and no one at the house he left was able to give him a ride.

Picture lovely sunny summer Sunday with families out enjoying the weather and water, and my dad walking around in a skirt and stuff, looking like death after a hard night.

I don't know why he didn't ring me to come pick him up, but thinking about it now he was probably in his element, putting on a show in front of all the 'normal' people. Heh. What a dag

Edit: This post is on topic cos my dad is an arrogant man, heh bite me

**cowpoos** · 9th January 2008, 12:12

Years ago...a mate of mine was hitting on what he thought was a chick in a bar in the mount...lmao...they were even kissing outside while having a ciggie...fark it was hilarious...funny thing was...Nore I or my other friend picked it till the bar manager pointed it out...there were definatly masculine features...lol I can't for some reason remember what happened at the end of the nite...but I know he was embaressed as hell about it for years afterwards!!

**007XX** · 9th January 2008, 12:45

and not to mention I'm taller with a firmer butt!

What butt? Ooooooooohhh, you mean that sunken and battered bit of flesh at the base of your spine???

Bet you my next pizza that a lot of people would say I got a nicer arse than you (and yes, that might even include a girl or two!).

the pleasure was all mine!!

yeah baby!!

One of your most entertaining qualities resides in your highly delusionnal state. Please keep going, I need some amusement

**mstriumph** · 9th January 2008, 13:18

Originally Posted by maxworldbiker

Well, it obviously aint you, then, trumpy!!!!!

mebbe
mebbe not

but both immaterial and irrelevant, irrespective
since my bemusement was prompted, not by the CONTENT of your request........

but that you had made it HERE,

here on KB

KB ... the last far-flung outpost of "who-gives-a-fuck-about-intelligent-gender-discussion"

**cowpoos** · 9th January 2008, 13:18

Originally Posted by 007XX

What butt? Ooooooooohhh, you mean that sunken and battered bit of flesh at the base of your spine???

Bet you my next pizza that a lot of people would say I got a nicer arse than you (and yes, that might even include a girl or two!).

They would only say that out of pitty...and besides the statment I made was reffering to firmness...shall we have a line up at some stage??

[and besides that...I have posted a bare picture of my derrie on here doll...and your yet too!! chicken!!]

Originally Posted by 007XX

One of your most entertaining qualities resides in your highly delusionnal state. Please keep going, I need some amusement

Are you sure your not confussing me with Jrandom?? piffft!! if you arn't I fear your confussing Delusional with honest!!

**cues "softly as I leave" by henry Mancini**

**mstriumph** · 9th January 2008, 13:28

Originally Posted by maxworldbiker

................we're not all hysterical bra-burning, bollock-ripping tree-pullers. .......

well, gender-irrespective, SOME of us here are .........

:

ohhhhhhhhhh TREE-pullers ........

**007XX** · 9th January 2008, 13:35

[and besides that...I have posted a bare picture of my derrie on here doll...and your yet too!! chicken!!]

Go do your research better young cub...as to the firmness, bare bones are not firm, just painful so i am happy with my plushness

Are you sure your not confussing me with Jrandom?? piffft!! if you arn't I fear your confussing Delusional with honest!!

**cues "softly as I leave" by henry Mancini**

The confusion would be a very difficult one to make, at least if the minimum comparing criteria was spelling

**cowpoos** · 9th January 2008, 13:43

Originally Posted by 007XX

Go do your research better young cub...as to the firmness, bare bones are not firm, just painful so i am happy with my plushness

Okay I'll go do some searching momma beer!! [it better be worth the effort!!] and boney arse!!! piffft!! lmao...who are you geting me confussed with lol

Originally Posted by 007XX

The confusion would be a very difficult one to make, at least if the minimum comparing criteria was spelling

I miss-spell on purpose...its the new black didn't ya know!!

**cowpoos** · 9th January 2008, 14:06

Originally Posted by cowpoos

Okay I'll go do some searching momma bear!! [it better be worth the effort!!]

It seems you have...I stand corrected!!

but mines still way hotter...and y'know it!!

**NOMIS** · 9th January 2008, 14:11

Man you hang out at some dodgy places then, im a nice guy. disregard my screen name theres actually a story behind it and it def aint dirty.

**007XX** · 9th January 2008, 14:15

Okay I'll go do some searching momma beer!! [it better be worth the effort!!] and boney arse!!! piffft!! lmao...who are you geting me confussed with lol

The mountain was better looking

. No confusion for me dear, I do my research before posting...

I miss-spell on purpose...its the new black didn't ya know!!

Pardon my obvious lack of knowledge on this new fashion you speak of...not my cup of tea though I have to admit. But each to their own I guess...