Sunday ride (13 January)

**gijoe1313** · 13th January 2008, 22:03

wonce agwain, ninja rucks you!

It has been wrong time for a wrong wide, so ninja make up for it natuwally!

Ruck you! Now ninja techwique velly shlong! Rook carefuwwy and see if big-nosed gaijin can see ninja!

Yes? No? Ruck you!

Ragwan was velly entertwaining, many notawable bikes make for gwood camofwage!

In Banjo town of six toed, three nwippled pweople who are all bwother, swister, mothwer and fawther, ninja werry afwaid. Thwese pweople are velly scary!

Just as well ninja have camofwage! See? No? Ruck you!

**TOTO** · 13th January 2008, 22:09

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

wonce agwain, ninja rucks you!

It has been wrong time for a wrong wide, so ninja make up for it natuwally!

Ruck you! Now ninja techwique velly shlong! Rook carefuwwy and see if big-nosed gaijin can see ninja!

Yes? No? Ruck you!

Ragwan was velly entertwaining, many notawable bikes make for gwood camofwage!

In Banjo town of six toed, three nwippled pweople who are all bwother, swister, mothwer and fawther, ninja werry afwaid. Thwese pweople are velly scary!

Just as well ninja have camofwage! See? No? Ruck you!

muahahahahaha , zat is hurarious. Vere ze The Ninza ? Ninza hezzen well. *thick eastern european/bulgarian accent*

**gijoe1313** · 13th January 2008, 22:14

Originally Posted by TOTO

Least favourite: 90 degree right corner with recommended speed 25km/h in one of the vilages on the way back. Estimated it wrongly and ran wide into the dirt, but lucky it was 5cm into it and it was not a weired angle coz I would have had my first bin story.

Crapola! Glad you kept it rubber side down and at least you learnt a passle load from it ... I should have tapped my brakes to warn you of that corner, but I guess I was too busy negotiating it myself!

Originally Posted by discotex

Ahh yeah I kinda lost sight of you guys for a sec cause I wasn't paying attention. Thought I saw a bike head on the motorway so went down the ramp but I was clearly mistaken as there wasn't anyone there once we hit the motorway.

See what happens when you get tired!

Much apologies to those behind me. I'll have to organise another ride to pay back the twisties you may have missed.

On the plus side, after a day of non stop cornering your tyres probably needed some squaring off on the motorway

Was a bloody great day out. Thanks Jeaves for taking TEC on the way back so I could have a play up the front. Loved the roads. Great choice GI!

The only downer to my day was being attacked (read attempt to ram me twice) by a cage just now on the way back west. Got his plate and called 111 on his arse. Fingers crossed they caught up to him (or even bothered looking).

Crapola! Sounds like you had my third strike for stupid cagers today!

Yeah, I thought everyone had heard me when I said we'd be coming up to the moronway and we would all be flecking off home at that. And yes, there are more twisties, but I gathered everyone was feeling the pinch and needed to have a wee rest (imagine if we met at 6.30am ... oh the routes and roads I could have shown you!

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And no, no-one missed out on any twisties, PirateJafa is my witness that I went on the straight moronway back to my batcave!

Next time my padawans, next time my preccciouuuusssssssss!

**discotex** · 13th January 2008, 22:15

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

wonce agwain, ninja rucks you!

Ruck you FTW!

**discotex** · 13th January 2008, 22:22

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Crapola! Sounds like you had my third strike for stupid cagers today!

Yeah, I thought everyone had heard me when I said we'd be coming up to the moronway and we would all be flecking off home at that.

Yep that's why I went that way. But then I couldn't see you guys on the motorway. Must've been the ninja camouflage

Totally got the 3rd strike.. Guess after 500km in a day you'd expect to see a few dodgy cages tho. Best back to work event ever.

**xwhatsit** · 13th January 2008, 22:26

Originally Posted by TOTO

Least favourite: 90 degree right corner with recommended speed 25km/h in one of the vilages on the way back. Estimated it wrongly and ran wide into the dirt, but lucky it was 5cm into it and it was not a weired angle coz I would have had my first bin story.

Yes, I was behind you when you did that, it was right at the end of the ride coming out of our last stop. It was an odd corner, looked like it could be safely taken at 50kph (which felt slow and harmless compared to the open road after a while), but the road surface and camber spat us out to the other side of the corner pretty quickly. I backed off after seeing you run wide. You were pretty upright by then so it was fine.

How many kilometres all up then?

**TOTO** · 13th January 2008, 22:31

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

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How many kilometres all up then?

I'm not sure coz I forgot to zero my trip meter but I'm guessing around 400 km total today (rough estimate) can anyone confirm ?

**gijoe1313** · 13th January 2008, 22:35

Originally Posted by TOTO

I'm not sure coz I forgot to zero my trip meter but I'm guessing around 400 km total today (rough estimate) can anyone confirm ?

Not enough by my reckoning .. with a 6.30am start you can do 800-900kms in a good riding day by gijoe1313 standards!

Funnily enuff, it seems only I get the sane sense of this!

Remember, by riding with me, you are practicing gijoe1313's patented ironbutt riding bike-fu!

Anytime when you have to fill up at least 5 times in a trip is a good 'un!

**Donor** · 13th January 2008, 22:38

Can't have been THAT good a ride...

...I didn't have to run a jerry can of petrol out to you...

**TOTO** · 13th January 2008, 22:39

I'd actually be quite keen for a 6:30 start on any given saturday or other day that I dont work. would be nice ...

**McJim** · 13th January 2008, 22:39

gijoe1313.....

I am overwhelmed with a sense of incredulity that you are permitted to be in charge of children.

You need to ease off those drugs man.

**gijoe1313** · 13th January 2008, 22:41

Originally Posted by Donor

Can't have been THAT good a ride...

...I didn't have to run a jerry can of petrol out to you...

Sheesh, you just jealous is all, and I have put some character points into my Profile RPG sheet "Fuel Management Strategies" ... leveled up again and put some more points into it!

You were there in spirit, when I was purveying hot young things I instantly thought of you and your pr0nographic memory!

Sides, you were on time and half yesterday

**Donor** · 13th January 2008, 22:43

Yes... yes I was...

So 12 hours became 18... and today, shopping...

...I got a new toy

**gijoe1313** · 13th January 2008, 22:59

Originally Posted by McJim

gijoe1313.....

I am overwhelmed with a sense of incredulity that you are permitted to be in charge of children.

You need to ease off those drugs man.

Well the judge sentencing me did say "20 years hard labour, 10 years in the army or 5 years as a teacher? What say you?"

I shoulda been in the army so at least I could blow shizzle up!

As it is I always tell my pupils that I'm legally not allowed to be within 100 ft of kids, but the judge said we needed more teachers ... the look on their cherubic faces is gold!

**TOTO** · 13th January 2008, 23:03

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Well the judge sentencing me did say "20 years hard labour, 10 years in the army or 5 years as a teacher? What say you?"

I shoulda been in the army so at least I could blow shizzle up!

As it is I always tell my pupils that I'm legally not allowed to be within 100 ft of kids, but the judge said we needed more teachers ... the look on their cherubic faces is gold!

Funny, they deserve it dou. What age are the little monsters you teach ? (monsters coz I know how we behaved at school...

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