It's North of Orkland, so i guess it means you gonna have to come up!Originally Posted by Number One
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It's North of Orkland, so i guess it means you gonna have to come up!
Forum whore
All that way for nookie outside?!It's North of Orkland, so i guess it means you gonna have to come up!I can get a good wind up me kilt with me outside nookie in Welly! Maybe you are the one who has to come down here?!
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Pah...I laugh at your welly windy bottoms...All that way for nookie outside?!
Trust me and picture this:
A warm summer afternoon on the banks of a beautiful lake...a gently drizzling summer rain is peppering the air with moistness and placing diamonds in your hair...you go for a skinny dip and the water feels like liquid velvet on your skin. Then you both lie down in the grass on a towel, where the wind licks your wet skin, spreading little shivers down your spin...
You can keep your winds!
Po ta toes
Arhhh, sweety, you really should be writing romance novels, Mills and Boons anyone??Pah...I laugh at your welly windy bottoms...
Trust me and picture this:
A warm summer afternoon on the banks of a beautiful lake...a gently drizzling summer rain is peppering the air with moistness and placing diamonds in your hair...you go for a skinny dip and the water feels like liquid velvet on your skin. Then you both lie down in the grass on a towel, where the wind licks your wet skin, spreading little shivers down your spin...
You can keep your winds!
Rest In Peace
*takes a humble bow* you're too kind...
Short novels maybe, however, me thinks I'd be a bit too x rated for the tender readers of the Mills & Boons click...We wouldn't want to get them even more horny than they are, now would we?
so, does it mean you're moving up to Auckland then?
Forum whore
Anyway - this is rather unlike you - get internet at home or are you at work?Pah...I laugh at your welly windy bottoms...
Trust me and picture this:
A warm summer afternoon on the banks of a beautiful lake...a gently drizzling summer rain is peppering the air with moistness and placing diamonds in your hair...you go for a skinny dip and the water feels like liquid velvet on your skin. Then you both lie down in the grass on a towel, where the wind licks your wet skin, spreading little shivers down your spin...
You can keep your winds!
One hell of a ride.
Funny way to open a sex post?
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Hmmm, yeah...I broke one of my "hometime" rules just to help a mate, then got sucked into a conversation...one thing led to another and I was answering my PMs
Forum whore
ahhh - I hear you. Sully has created a monster...I may have to take that rule onboard mee self - but then I wouldn't get any work doneHmmm, yeah...I broke one of my "hometime" rules just to help a mate, then got sucked into a conversation...one thing led to another and I was answering my PMswouldn't be popular at home if I lost me job!
Rest In Peace
ahhh - I hear you. Sully has created a monster...I may have to take that rule onboard mee self - but then I wouldn't get any work done
Too darn easy getting caught in the whole KB bonanza of droleries...
Forum whore
Yup. And then you go to bed thinking WTF? Entertaining segway from work but
Too darn easy getting caught in the whole KB bonanza of droleries...
Rest In Peace
Yup. And then you go to bed thinking WTF? Entertaining segway from work but
The Loose Goose
I'd be a bit worried posting my favourite outdoor nookie spot in case you lot organised a tour and I'd be caught in flagrante delicto!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Forum whore
moi?....NEVER! Best log into work while I'm on that note....'working' from home today
Rest In Peace
You lucky sod!!!! It is an absolutely stunning day here and I'm stuck in an office!moi?....NEVER! Best log into work while I'm on that note....'working' from home today
I guess it could be worse...But I'd rather be on the banks of that lake!
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