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    Not work safe!!!

    this shits got to hurt!!!








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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    this shits got to hurt!!!
    OUCH! Looks as though someone just made herself a coin purse

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    Poos, you had an extension, I swear it was anywhere near that big when you shoved it in Boomers pipe.
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    Is it somebody preparing to get a sprotsbike??
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    isnt that the new rage these days instead of piercings?
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    How the hell did that happen? You really got to wonder, don't ya?
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Backfire?

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    How the hell did that happen? You really got to wonder, don't ya?
    Condom too tight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj View Post
    Condom too tight?
    Uuuhh...not sure about that one to be honnest. It's just I can't figure the circumstances behind how it could have lead to this.
    The guy doesn't appear to be on a hospital bed, and seems like he's conscious. Yet, you'd think after an injury like thst, you'd pass out, wouldn't you?

    It don't make no sense, no sireee! *and maybe I just think too much*
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    "See, told you they'd explode if you didn't put out".

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    see, sneeze with your eyes open, and look what happens.

    ouch.

    think he licked them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj View Post
    Condom too tight?
    Feck....how the HELL do you put condoms on? Ya willie would fall off first me finks!!!

    Condoms 101.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    How the hell did that happen? You really got to wonder, don't ya?
    peanut butter and a starving jack russell?

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    Pure and simple....he did not satisfy his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sister/mother/father!!!!
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Feck....how the HELL do you put condoms on? Ya willie would fall off first me finks!!!

    Condoms 101.....
    Don't they normally use a banana for that job though?

    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    peanut butter and a starving jack russell?
    Interesting...I was working with a mate some years ago and part of the job was to deliver pamphlets. One day, I saw him coming back from a delivery with half of the crotch missing from his pants. Turns out a little fox terrier or Jack russel kind of thing had had a go at his nog and missed...my friend didn't and there must have been a very sad owner that night discovering the dog under the house

    I forgot to mention the guy in question was about the size of Colapop...very ill advised lil doggy!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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