Not work safe!!!

**007XX** · 17th January 2008, 14:58

Originally Posted by Stirts

Pure and simple....he did not satisfy his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sister/mother/father!!!!

I know it's a bit reaching for stereotypes, but with that tatto and the piercing, I doubt that this young guy is straight.

**Stirts** · 17th January 2008, 15:03

Originally Posted by 007XX

Don't they normally use a banana for that job though?

dats why da banana is dancing...."I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!

Interesting...I was working with a mate some years ago and part of the job was to deliver pamphlets. One day, I saw him coming back from a delivery with half of the crotch missing from his pants. Turns out a little fox terrier or Jack russel kind of thing had had a go at his nog and missed...my friend didn't and there must have been a very sad owner that night discovering the dog under the house

I forgot to mention the guy in question was about the size of Colapop...very ill advised lil doggy!

Hell.....I used to work in photographic lab.......the things people take photos of....picture this..... a woman lying naked on the couch.....fine...second frame......whipped cream added to her pussy......ok cool.....third frame....enter stage right.....a jack russell!!!!!

What is it with Jack Russells???

**Stirts** · 17th January 2008, 15:04

Originally Posted by 007XX

I know it's a bit reaching for stereotypes, but with that tatto and the piercing, I doubt that this young guy is straight.

Oh no.....he didn't satisfy ANY of them!!!

**007XX** · 17th January 2008, 15:07

Originally Posted by Stirts

dats why da banana is dancing...."I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"!

Hell.....I used to work in photographic lab.......the things people take photos of....picture this..... a woman lying naked on the couch.....fine...second frame......whipped cream added to her pussy......ok cool.....third frame....enter stage right.....a jack russell!!!!!

What is it with Jack Russells???

Originally Posted by Stirts

Oh no.....he didn't satisfy ANY of them!!!

You're a sick puppy

**ManDownUnder** · 17th January 2008, 15:10

Originally Posted by nadroj

Condom too tight?

Na mate - you just have problems putting them on...

**ManDownUnder** · 17th January 2008, 15:12

Originally Posted by 007XX

I know it's a bit reaching for stereotypes, but with that tatto and the piercing, I doubt that this young guy is straight.

LOL and with those two removed... as well as the agony he's in... I doubt he'll be straight for quite a while...

**007XX** · 17th January 2008, 15:16

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

LOL and with those two removed... as well as the agony he's in... I doubt he'll be straight for quite a while...

I really hope for the poor bugger that modern medicine can reattach them somehow...

**tri boy** · 17th January 2008, 15:26

clause in the divorce settlement maybe????

**Tank** · 17th January 2008, 16:09

Opened it. Oh Fuck!

I feel ill.

I can imaging how it happened now: Getting a bit of nibbling going on... "harder", "Harder", "HARDer", "HARDER" ... "FFFUUUUCCCKKKK not that hard"

That would probally have ruined his entire day.

**mitchilin** · 18th January 2008, 16:02

He's just taken shaving your nuts to a whole new level.

**Kornholio** · 18th January 2008, 16:52

Originally Posted by Stirts

Pure and simple....he did not satisfy his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sister/mother/father!!!!

Hey, leave my relatives out of this

**skidMark** · 18th January 2008, 16:59

he ran out of food money.

i'm gunna miss mine soon...

**mitchilin** · 18th January 2008, 18:00

Originally Posted by cowpoos

this shits got to hurt!!!

*****It was pointed out to me by the moderaters that the origional picture I posted did not fall in line with site rules...and have modified it to fall better inline with the rules.*****

I think some kind of explanation is required.This is just bizarre.Give us a backstory,even if you just make it up.I'm hoping it's just a photoshopped joke,but I don't think it is....