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    Best laugh I have had in ages....some funny replies there....
    Ok, let's see if I understand this: When you say "my fish," is this a euphemism for something/someone that perhaps doesn't spend his/her life under water?

    I mean, my partner is often filled with semen "up to the gills," and it hasn't hurt him a bit.

    Or is this your idea of "getting scrod"?

    Sorry.
    Do you have some kind of fish fetish? Do you stand on a chair next to your fish tank and whack off to pictures of The Little Mermaid?

    Guppy #4, peering through the glass: "Hey everyone, here comes Meals On Heels!"




    I've heard of fishing with live bait, but this is ridiculous.



    Just how often do you have to change your filter?



    Maybe you should trade the guppies in for a blowfish.


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    That would be like "should I use my pet turtles as nipple clamps!"

    ITS JUST FARKN WRONG PEOPLE!!!!

    I heard of a story, where a guy was working on a farm, walked around the back of the milking shed saw the farmer and some bobby calves...

    Turns out the farmer was dippin his cock in milk, and having them suckle off it!!! I feel sorry for the animals, as they have no idea about humans and things like that....

    There are some seriously sick sick people in this world. They should have their parts chopped off and put down a wastemaster, never to be used again...
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    New fish burger at McDonalds....The McJizz
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    New fish burger at McDonalds....The McJizz
    Can I get that with bacon curtains and extra sause?

    And I don't like sesamee seeds on the buns either?

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