If the toilet paper was meant to hang down the wall, they would have printed the dolphins and stuff on the inside...!![]()
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
1. the car stereo volume must be even or multiples of 5
2. I will only live in a house with an even number
thers a few others, but i really dont want to be committed
XLR8 Racing
Spectrum Motorcycles
Computerforce
Metzler, Maxima oils
Quirks? There's no apostrophe in that...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
I'm sure I have OCD, I have to fold all my sheets, towels, T Shirts, undies, bras etc the way i like to fold them, same with washing hanging. Toilet roll must roll from the front, all coat hangers facing inwards, sheets must be tucked in properly, pillow cases around some certain way, tidy cupboards etc etc (ask my hubby, it's truely sad!) It's anal i know, but i can't help it, unfortunately I have rubbed off on the kids I look after and the youngest is anal about how she folds her towel to go on the towel rail and how she makes her bed too!
I read numberplates and memorise them, compulsively.
I knock my knuckes on every steel pole I walk past.
Um... more I am sure.
Determined to kill my bike before it kills me
Once upon a time I used to have to iron my bed and iron my socks, dust the insides of my spit-polished shoes and make sure each hanger was two fingers-width apart, buttoned up and hung all the same way in order of colour and type. Clothes in drawers were exactly A4 size in width. The place was dusted twice a day. Even then they found reasons to biff it all out the window.
Nowdays... I have a cleaner, and yes that damn toilet roll faces outwards.
We can't have our toilet paper rolling from the outside because our cat unrolls the whole bloody lot on a daily basis if we do.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Glad to see i'm not the only one, my CD's are in order by Artist, but also chronological by the album release date if there's more than one artist. Guaranteed i'll spot a wrong order if the missus puts them back funky, and there's 450+ of the buggers.
The Staplers, Hole Punch etc at work must be exactly in their place, the second someone takes it and dumps it back on my desk, I stop whatever i'm doing to put it back right.
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
If I tap fingers on one hand I have to tap the same finger on the other hand the same amout of times in the same order.
I have to eat symmetrically- one side of toast, other side of toast then the middle.
Always leave a piece of the favourite bit of dinner til last e.g. yorkshire pudding in Sunday roast.
Alway have to walk hand-in-hand with my thumb underneath their thumb. It is just freaky and wrong otherwise.
Toilet paper +1
Hangers + 1
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here. QWQ
I got one of Freuds oral fixations, hard.
I chew my nails, I go through 3 or 4 packs of chewing gum a day, every day. I smoke, I eat just for the sake of having something to chew on, I chew the tooth brush bristles, I chew tooth picks. Just.. always have to chew something (and no smut-filled references, please)
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