What's up with the general population of Forum Flamers?

[Fatjim]

One should never critisise people from a position of weakness.

Riding a gpx250 is a position of weakness.

[007XX]

you can both cook me some eggs then!

IM HUNGRY

I'm sorry...what??? All I heard was a non consequencial murmur in the background from a demanding midget

nothing wrong with alex i grew up there, the sheep are sexy, the water oh so blue and mum said my "twitch" is normal

That explains a few things

[idb]

Actually , according to Einstein, going faster DOES make y' cock bigger .

I thought it made your cock go back in time.
Maybe to a time when other giant serpents ruled the earth...

[idb]

i totaly aggree there is too much agro over what bike you have or have not ........ old bert wasnt a spring chicken when he broke the record was he ......

Yeah, but he wasn't on a Harley so he's OK.

[idb]

I hear it makes your balls bigger?

If you open your mouth at 240k it can.

[MSTRS:Me]

If you open your mouth at 240k it can.

Depends on the strength of your trouser stitching

[fireball]

I'm sorry...what??? All I heard was a non consequential murmur in the background from a demanding midget

That explains a few things

(your spelling tut tut tut)
its ok my mum says im special! and LilSel still loves me

[007XX]

(your spelling tut tut tut)

Bite me! Right there....yes, no hang on...a bit more to the left, aaaahhh, yeah, that's it!!!

And of course we love you

[skidMark]

One wonders quite what the proposition in the initial post is.

One does, however, detect Troll odours...

Sorry for the delay there was a cookie and it looked so tasty so i hit in the corner nibbling.

[Mikkel]

Is a perimeter like a perenium but bigger? I hear that it's a tough neighbourhood. A slip of the tongue can get you in the shit.

Pure gold!

I thought it made your cock go back in time.
Maybe to a time when other giant serpents ruled the earth...

No actually it works the other way around... High speeds will introduce Lorentz contraction as described in the special theory of relativity.
So actually - the faster you go the shorter your cock will seem to be.

[idb]

No actually it works the other way around... High speeds will introduce Lorentz contraction as described in the special theory of relativity.
So actually - the faster you go the shorter your cock will seem to be.

That explains so much...I wish I'd known that years ago!!!

[avgas]

Its been a while since you were here then ??? Sheep are dissappearing... Grapes are the go. End product aint bad (in most cases) The woolly feel in your mouth in the morning (usually) isn't wool.

Don't worry it could be worse.......Clyde

[avgas]

If you open your mouth at 240k it can.

Nah that is sales school 101, big balls = mouth opening at 240Kph = bullshit = sales.

[mynameis]

There's a old short guy on here, he's name is Finn. He's funny you should read his posts and you'll lighten up. He rides a repsol thou.

[gijoe1313]

I remember being new to the forum too. I thought all these people are really angry at one another. Then I found out they knew each other in real life and were taking the piss on line for fun.

We need a good flame war to break the montony though...

Oi, you daft scottish prick! Shut your gob hole and eat your filthy rotten haggis in the corner like a good boy, and while yer at it, get those electrikical thingabubs sorted on your Ducrappi okay?

Sheesh, anyone would have thought you went away!

PS - Look out for sumthin' in the post ... like a letter bomb or summit ...