gee wizzz
biggest crock of american commertialistic shit there could possibly be. Why suddenly ONE friggin day are ya sposed to show someone how ya feel about em?
If ya really love someone doncha show it 365 ?
OHH but you don't have to--- but the retailers have set it up so if you don't you seem a social parriah --
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
Rest In Peace
Oh FFS!!!
Don't you people know anything???
Valentine's Day is about lust and greed: You root each other stupid, then gorge yourself on sumptuously, orgasmically, luscious belgian chocolate, then you both slump into a sugar and coitus induced coma.
And when you wake up, you do it all over again
Originally Posted by Wolf
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Just like every other day then? Minus the chocolate, I dont like chocolate....Oh FFS!!!
Don't you people know anything???
Valentine's Day is about lust and greed: You root each other stupid, then gorge yourself on sumptuously, orgasmically, luscious belgian chocolate, then you both slump into a sugar and coitus induced coma.
And when you wake up, you do it all over again
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Rest In Peace
Yep, pretty much...
Don't like chocolate? then try honey, peanut butter, almond butter is just the best...or blueberry jam...or whipped cream (yes, I know it's traditional but it works)...
Aw bugger! Now, I'm really hungry...
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Quite.Oh FFS!!!
Don't you people know anything???
Valentine's Day is about lust and greed: You root each other stupid, then gorge yourself on sumptuously, orgasmically, luscious belgian chocolate, then you both slump into a sugar and coitus induced coma.
And when you wake up, you do it all over again
Just to remind you ladies out there, if your bloke goes the extra mile on Valentine's Day then he wants some.
Please give it up.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
One hell of a ride.
I think an accurate representation of most 'Bikers' feelings.
HTFU and get with the programme.
Po ta toes
Happy fucking Valentines day all you grumpy bastards!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Was that pun intended?!Happy fucking Valentines day all you grumpy bastards!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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Well I just got some flowers delivered today... unsigned. I'm going to give them to someone, I just hope it's not the same person.
Po ta toes
What pun? lol
One hell of a ride.
Happy as - I just bough my wife lunch. We had a nice happy chat and a sandwich at her office - we do it once a week average.Happy fucking Valentines day all you grumpy bastards!
She didn't mention Valentines once and neither did I. Good girl.
Po ta toes
I asked hubby last night "Do we care about Valentines day this year?" and he said "Did you get me anything?" and I said "No" and he said, "Then no, we don't care". Done, he gave me a kiss and I gave him one back, just like we do every morning.
Rest In Peace
That answer....with your avatar above it? Way too funny!!
But no dear...men do not have the monopole on sexually starved behavioural niceness...
So you blokes...if your woman goes the extra mile on Valentine's day, then she wants some...and no, I don't mean 5 minutes of boomshacklala followed with resounding snoring!
Put your back into it!!!!
Large Falcon Collider
Except for me its bloody 80kms
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Well on yer bike then mate.....Except for me its bloody 80kms
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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