More babies

**jrandom** · 19th February 2008, 12:50

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Next thing you know the top halves of his spinning wheels will be going faster than the bottom halves and, voila, no more countersteering!

I hear that doesn't happen on shaft-driven motorcycles, though. Part of the reason why they can't wheelie.

**Swoop** · 19th February 2008, 12:55

Originally Posted by fireball

LilSel and I keep trying for babies maybe we are doing something wrong?

hmm maybe more practice will help?

Didn't your Mum tell you that The Stork delivers babies?

However with the extra workload recently, "Storky" is havin' a rest.

**riffer** · 19th February 2008, 12:56

Originally Posted by Swoop

Didn't your Mum tell you that The Stork delivers babies?

However with the extra workload recently, "Storky" is havin' a rest.

Probably looking for some more stuff to make babies from. We've obviously run out on Earth.

**idb** · 19th February 2008, 12:57

Originally Posted by riffer

Probably looking for some more stuff to make babies from. We've obviously run out on Earth.

Now you're being sarcastic...that's often the first thing that happens when someone realises they've lost an argument.

**riffer** · 19th February 2008, 13:01

Pointing out perceived faults in others is not exactly helping you win any either...

however it will get you a job in Helen Clark's staff helping her answer questions in parliament.

**Ocean1** · 19th February 2008, 13:04

Originally Posted by riffer

Matter can neither be created or destroyed. Only changed.

I'm working on a theory I shall call "Schrodinger's baby".

See, I figure... if the baby in question isn't in evidence, (the best sort), then it's existence is indeterminate.

There is, therefore a coherent superposition of quantum states whereby said baby is both born... and not.

In which case the mass of this 'ere planet is both growing... and not.

And we're all either fookt... or not.

Bloody profound stuff eh?

Any idea if it's marketable?

**mstriumph** · 19th February 2008, 13:09

Originally Posted by Jantar

Oh dear..... There are lies, damned lies and Statistics (Henry Du Pré Labouchère (1831-1912)). .............
In the first article you mention, it gives a birth rate of 2.2 births per women. .............

i personally doubt the ability of ANY woman to give birth to .2 of ANYthing ...

**mstriumph** · 19th February 2008, 13:12

Originally Posted by Swoop

Didn't your Mum tell you that The Stork delivers babies?

...

.... you can giggle but there WAS a time when i thought the problem of overpopulation could be solved by the mass extermination of storks ----

--- in my own defence, i was very young at the time

**jrandom** · 19th February 2008, 13:19

Originally Posted by Ocean1

I'm working on a theory I shall call "Schrodinger's baby".

I'm working on what I shall call the 'Heisenbaby uncertainty principle'.

It's mostly concerned with observer entanglement.

**fireball** · 19th February 2008, 14:01

Originally Posted by jrandom

no thank you lol

**MIXONE** · 19th February 2008, 14:07

Originally Posted by riffer

Pointing out perceived faults in others is not exactly helping you win any either...

however it will get you a job in Helen Clark's staff helping her answer questions in parliament.

It would be a short term job though finishing some time Sept this year

**idb** · 19th February 2008, 14:34

Originally Posted by riffer

Pointing out perceived faults in others is not exactly helping you win any either...
.

I thought that was the best method of winning an argument, I've been doing it wrong all these years!

**Dargor** · 19th February 2008, 15:04

Originally Posted by 007XX

Bottom line is: raising awareness is one thing, and as it has been highlighted, New Zealand is not really the worldwide crisis center for overpopulation of the planet, now is it?

So you want to wait with your head in the sand untill NZ is crisis center. I Hope you like genocide.

Originally Posted by 007XX

Trying to raise the issue by posting on a biker forum where most people will have children of their own (or a family in the making) smacks of trolling* and is just about as irritating as summer flies ona donkey's arse.

Are you asking me to be politically correct, to warry about hurting your feelings. This is exactly whats going bring about problems, people being so delicate about the issue.

**007XX** · 19th February 2008, 15:10

So you want to wait with your head in the sand untill NZ is crisis center. I Hope you like genocide.

So, since I feel like humouring you just long enough to push your weak argument to the limit, what exactly do you plan on achieving here?

Are you asking me to be politically correct, to warry about hurting your feelings. This is exactly whats going bring about problems, people being so delicate about the issue.

Bwahhahahahahaa...he calls me delicate...

And in the same sentence implies I would be a political correctness aficionado...my ribs hurt from laughing.